Covered Walkway of fame

Bento saw that Glen “sits around the house” Jakovich now has a laminate in the City of Cock Burn admin centre. Bento says, “Seriously. The ‘Hall of Fame’ is a series of pillars along the walkway leading to the Administration Centre, adorned with busker drawings of A-Listers.”

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Print is dead

Ljuke found this offering “on his verge” (aka in his toilet). The dvd was ripped out, leaving the print mags behind. Maybe servo porn buyers don’t even know what a printed item is nowdays. And btw, “Viagra Falls”? In Basso? Yes Bayswater,yes Guildford, but Basso?

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Lollipop Training

A wonderful worst from Cookie via Sarah D. Lollipop training in Albany.
“Sandra! did I say slow?! WELL DID I?”
Just fantastic.

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The Realities of a Bayswater Marriage

James N. saw these left for the garbos and scavengers in Bayswater. An Impossible Marriage, The Realities of Marriage and – can’t quite read the middle one, but no doubt it’s something like A Manky Marriage. Beautiful and classic worsting.

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Tapas

By Poiyter. Location not given. For real confusion they should have gone Gillard Reinhart.

New Asia Beat today too.

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Outrage Sunday 55 chicen à la Greacque

What could be more delicious than a Greak salad by the side of an alfresco ham sandwich after an entree of sizzling chicen tofu vol-au-vents with a “variety of” flatbreads all washed down with some eau de dogging toilette? Je ne sais pas, et bon appétit.

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Weekend Worstoff 202

The Kalamunda Agricultural Hall was mentioned the other day as the place where Alby Mangels showed his World Safari movies. The place is still culturally breaking bad as Bento saw when he went to judge the coat hanger covering – any medium section. This one was quite refreshing, as the Hills avant garde artists usually favour faeces, asbestos, dog heads and human skin for their art.
Rob saw an excellent emergency response Gemini. Seriously, who would take any notice of flashing lights on a Gemini? Rather than getting out of the way, you’d be going, “Who the fuck do you think you are Gemini owner?!”
Pete F saw some more Freo Flange and boozie at Trish’s place.
Bento also condemned the T’s in this poster. Sure.

Worst well.

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“dangerous socialism”

Pic by skink, opinion by TLA, gerbalism by David Jezza/Ding Dong Bell. The Herald (aka teh Chook) also picked up a story from TWOP this week. The TWOP tentacles lengthen, authorities tremble. What next?

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The sexual is the political

By Vegan, Covent Garden London and Wez C, Whiteman Park Perth. Hands across the water. 

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The Stalker

The Midland Zone wants to be respected. Otherwise it will punish.   – The Stalker. Andrei Tarkovsky.

They tried the internet in Midland. It didn’t take. Midland is now more like , “See us via cock graffiti and people screaming “I’ll kill the cunt!” and “You took my fucken man you fucken cunt!” and parents calling their children “You little cunt, you little shit!” nearby to the Centrepoint Shopping Centre. But internet? Oh No. You won’t find “stalker one” who will enter that zone to go after Pete F. The Zone has him. He’s gone. Forget him.

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