Tommy’s got his six string in hock

Posted on October 10, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Allow The Lizard Brain a post from outside Canberra. The strings are still atached, but it must be a bastard to tune that mother. Also nice deployment of broken plastic chair.

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Armageddon by bonnet.

Posted on October 9, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By Andrew W. Fremantle. Thank God Peter Brock isn’t alive to see this Holden.

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Quilty

Posted on October 8, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I hope Outrage wasn’t on headline duty at The Subiaco Post this day, although there were insinuations that Lloyd was a closet quilter weren’t there?

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Y2K still causing havoc.

Posted on October 8, 2012 by AHC McDonald

It’s hard for a licence plate to make the cut these days. Boy is that genre played. But a year 2000 plate on this Ford has a lameness that keeps on giving. I hope it was an Olympic edition car too. By Brer Bento. I’m assuming Inglewood? What would make this better is if it was a 2003 model.

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Outrage Sunday 73 heaven

Posted on October 7, 2012 by rottobloggo

How do you get to heaven?

If you’re a P-Plater you speed along Great Eastern Hwy to Perth with your leg out your window:

Take a dip in an untreated water body:

Go to a Sunday session where the “prize” is salvation:

I look forward to your joining me at my special table.

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Perth? Och Noooooo!

Posted on October 5, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Three-time European Tour event winner Brett Rumford is representing Western Australia at the Alfred Dunhill Links Championship in Scotland this week by proudly wearing Perth branding on his apparel to promote Perth and the inaugural ISPS HANDA Perth International golf tournament. 

So he’s in Scotland playing a golf tournament. Aren’t people going to think, “What? Perth? That hole on The Tay famous for the decline of the local whisky industry?”

Hard to find a way not to see this as a vibrancy fail and total waste of money. And, add as many pens and wallets as you like – I have a Dunhill cashmere and silk jumper myself, but the former connection with manufacturing cancer sticks can’t be helping either.

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The Sossie Monologues

Posted on October 5, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Curtin’s witty response to Murdoch flapjacks.

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Prise the towel from my cold dead willie

Posted on October 4, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Motherfucker. That would be the towel I was wearing. I understand it was a hand towel, but surely that’s my decision? Just replace the wet towel on my erection and no questions will be asked. By D. Highgate. Home of the ranting prostitute.

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Burswood Beauty

Posted on October 3, 2012 by AHC McDonald

With bonus Cocos and Cotton palms possibly even a fucking Zamia down low. By Stu. Who has dust on his sensor.

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