Prise the towel from my cold dead willie

Motherfucker. That would be the towel I was wearing. I understand it was a hand towel, but surely that’s my decision? Just replace the wet towel on my erection and no questions will be asked. By D. Highgate. Home of the ranting prostitute.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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13 Responses to Prise the towel from my cold dead willie

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    I don’t like to see this rising tide of vigilantism in Perth.

    I’m sure Colin Barnett will use this as another reason to introduce stop and search legislation so we can all be safe once again. Give me Sneakers, or give me death!


  2. pete says:

    A public phone booth. How quaint.


  3. NF#1 says:

    His wife was an absolute towel of strength throughout this difficult time…


  4. Bento says:



  5. orbea says:

    ACMA now investigating lack of towel coverage in inner-city Perth, Vodaphone claim tissues provide the same service


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