Five cents

David ‘Ding Dong’ Bell at the Voice must be heartbroken: no more John Hyde reports. At least he can still write about Bluebeard and Abs Conder. I was touched by this report, as was Bento. ” Maybe he’s hoping one day he’ll find an unwanted baby in one of those things,” Bento said.Abs Voice

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14 Responses to Five cents

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    It’s sensible policing like this that frees up police resources for RBT stops on Lake Monger Drive at midday. 2 squad cars, 2 motorbikes, 6 uniformed police flat out engaged in the modern, box ticking school of policing.

    So all you change cadging pensioners, home-bake meth lab cooks and outlaw motorcycle gangs can relax – unless you are driving around pissed in the middle of the day.


  2. Giv says:

    Blatant rip off of a DaVinci drawing.


  3. Bento says:

    What a strange subheading choice by the Voice. Reminiscent of Viz, almost.


  4. Snuff says:

    If there’s a wireder, creepier person out there than Abs Conder, I don’t know who it is.


  5. janezee says:



  6. janezee says:

    Though in his defence, there is no Found Property Disposal Act.


  7. NF#1 says:

    Discretion? Bravery more like it.


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