No Diggity- try an’ bag it up

I like the way you work it
No diggity, I try to bag it up, bag it up
She’s got Belmont class and style
Street knowledge by the pow
Baby Belmont never act wild
Very low key on the Forum profile
Catching crabs is not unknown
Let me tell you how it goes
Ugg boot’s the words,  denim skirt’s the verbs
Lovers it curves so freak what you heard. – No Diggity – Dr Dre

A mannequin wearing a bag. For no other reason than it’s in Belmont Forum apparently. From Skink. Try and bag it up.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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19 Responses to No Diggity- try an’ bag it up

  1. Grrr says:

    It’s not a bag, it’s either a modesty shield, or the very latest in fashion from the mind of Lady Gaga.

    Maybe Andrew McCarthy (or, worse Kristy Swanson) are in town?


  2. WAtching says:

    Austerity chic
    a Double dip recession?
    feel the quality


  3. Snuff says:

    Get with it, Daddy O !


  4. Bento says:


    Preferable to a nude mannequin, as we have previously discussed.


  5. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    Good look – needs ashes. ‘JUDGEMENT IS COMING! YE SHALL ALL BE – REDUCED!’


  6. 13th Oyster says:

    What, no ashes?


  7. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Some of the shoppers at Belmont Forum would do well to take their cues from this mannequin…honestly, what some of the local boganry wear!


  8. Bill O'Slatter says:

    This bein Belmont, the question asked is ” why isn’t the bag over her head?”


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  10. WAtching says:

    As you drive into Belmont, you will see the sign “Belmont- City of Opportunity.”

    A timely reminder to lock your car doors.


  11. Sir Crispy Chicken Caesar says:

    I’ll see your sack and raise you one … on your head … scrotal … like some bad dream where you find yourself trapped in the Big Brother house but realise you are merely standing at the end of King Street Boulevard. Now there’s a worst.


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