Weekend Worstoff 244

Posted on April 6, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Pete F. likes Professio-NAIL in Subi.week244pro
James N. managed too squeeze a tiny amount of pleasure from tity thief.week244tity
And vegan asks if you can give your cat a meat injectio. Even as an adult. I doubt it.week244meat
And another reminder from The Colour H of how Perth forgets what rain is. The developers of Perth can be forgiven for not taking into account the possibility of sky moisture.week244wet
Worst well.

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Got back

Posted on April 5, 2013 by AHC McDonald

That is all.pear

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Race Wars

Posted on April 4, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Two more from Jaidyn Jaxxon up country. A masterpiece of didgeridoo salesmanship in Widgiemooltha, – and is the didge not just a step down from the saxophone as a musical instrument, particularly for buskers? Show me  saxophone and digereedoo buskers and I’ll show you two cunts. –  and surprise surprise, there’s race wars in Wyalkatchem. I’m from the wheatbelt, and it still amazes me how west australian country people are such morons. Are all country people around the world idiots, or do we have world’s best practice here?widgie_didgie

rahowyalkatchem

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Use the toilets!

Posted on April 3, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I guess sometimes the passive aggressive note can be justified. By Jaidyn Jaxxon. From Widgie (mooltha I guess).urinal_corner_the_corner

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Exciting new shop

Posted on April 2, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I went back to Bassendean to try again to take a shot of a Rolf Harris burger, only to find that not only was the burger gone, but the whole shop. Another casualty in the Jimmy Savile scandal. Old Perth Road in Basso has more closed shops than Beaufort Street – and the ones that are open are Salvos, Vinnies and similar. At least an exciting shop will be happening where Rolf burgers once roamed.exciting

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Mind the Cocos

Posted on April 1, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Demolish everything, but make sure the precious Cocos are not touched. Here’s the thing about Maylands vibrancy. The only good bit is a tiny portion of Railway Charade encompassing Mad Kuntz. The rest is a shithole. A shithole that manages to be a shithole despite being on the fucking river! Both hemisphere and Cascades are gone. Burnt. A burning that also managed to miss the Cocos. And the KFC. This is all fucked. This is opposite the Coles and (N) IGA. And the Islamic Centre. Now playing? Forget it. If you have to ask, your soul is being knobbed.hemi1hemi2

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Outrage Sunday 94 thongs of the fisherman

Posted on March 31, 2013 by rottobloggo

These pictures sum up our troubled times. They were taken almost on the spot of the 2008 crab carcasses. A humble man’s (or woman’s, but probably a man’s) footwear cast aside. The empty vessel of his refreshment crushed. Pilgrims and sojourners ignoring the sorry sight as they hurry about their business. And on Easter Sunday eve! These thongs aren’t rising again, or being made Pope, or being helped by a Good Sammy. thongs1thongs2thongs3Perhaps it’s something to do with the Boy from Bassendean. It’s enough to make you HANGRY. While this driver was waiting to turn into Polly’s Pipe he got out and brushed crumbs from his lap in a most exasperated fashion. He really was hangry. Don’t drive hangry as it’s double demerits until 2019.hangry

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Weekend Worstoff 243

Posted on March 30, 2013 by AHC McDonald

For a start, Rolf, say it aint so! The whole heritage trail may have to be rerouted. And the Two Little Boys and extra leg jokes…Too much to bear.rolf
rolf
WGG sees Luigi is still in the house. Is this vintage, or has his spirit returned? I guess it’s old? week243luigi
And Pete F. was repulsed by the sweetness of the doorknobbing in South Fremantle. Surely instructions for door opening not required now the Dockers have decamped to Cock-Burn?week243mont
Worst well.

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You suck

Posted on March 29, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Lest we forget. Apparently that’s supposed to be me. Have a good Easter.lest

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new Perth suburb!

Posted on March 28, 2013 by rottobloggo

It’s not only the Flangemaster having trouble with place names. Bento has stirred from his Juliet balcony: “Where is Cambridge? Is it near Willeton? Columbia? Amarilo?” Yes, Cambridge. A leafy western something. suburbs

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