Vale Voldemort

Posted on July 31, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Golden Boy followed the directions to Hogwarts. Went past a “dead cunt” and ended up with little surprise at Mt Henry Tavern TAB. It can happen. True story.

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Unless Rapture

Posted on July 30, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Beautiful multiworst submission from Bill O’Slatter. The pencil pines, the Cocoses,the savage blue sky, the brick and tile, the Morleyness – and is that a Queensland Box hiding back there? You’d be positively satanic to refuse that plea to play badminton. Jesus loved and died for you, and you can’t be bothered turning up on a Tuesday night for badi?

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Winning at Fremantling

Posted on July 29, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Yes, a bamboo and walnut bike. By Pete F. You wouldn’t see this in cockroach cunt territory surely, though only a few hundred metres away. Registered for SoFro use only I would guess.

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…Chaplain?

Posted on July 28, 2014 by AHC McDonald

I did have the feeling that Perth graffiti had matured. Has there not been just a few less C&Bs out there? I don’t mean 3d versions. However this pic by Prince Angar of Avacal aka Ninefingers took me back over half a decade where tagging cocos palm fronds was cutting edge. Found by a school staff member. Whether on the tree, wasn’t stated. The education hub’s name has been suppressed to protect their Naplan rating. This is taking the anti chaplain campaign to a frightening new level.
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Outrage Sunday 157 Boxer Troy Gomes

Posted on July 27, 2014 by rottobloggo

Again with the Premier Buswell, this time from Aunty via Dave P. buswellpremierHard-hitting news about a Myer model’s efforts towards a Gaza cease-fire, and a boxer’s promise that no child will be without a Tim Winton paperback to read at lunchtime: The West is on the ball. gomesgreengymIt’s a mad world: enough to make you wash blow and go. washblowgomad

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Tim Tanks

Posted on July 26, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Snuff is spending a few weeks Shaolin training, so we will be without his fabulous links for a few weeks. But in other news, is Tim Tanking? Fresh from Eyrie’s embarrassing loss in the Miles Franklin, check out the missing numbat in the room with the Booker long list!

That’s right. Nothing.

Is Winton played? Has Tim tanked like oozing old septic down the back of old Drop kick Duram’s place? Where their teenage bodies would roister and fossick next to the rusted out Fordson? Has Tim tanked like the drunk tank in the East Perth lockup, outside of which Nugget Norbert blinked back his hangover as the roistering easterly hit him between the metronomic eyes like a nulla nulla thrown by a ghost aborigine?

Maybe he can now fade into obscurity. Like Albany.timtanks

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Savage Garden

Posted on July 25, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Bentley. By Eddie.

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Fuck off it’s Winter

Posted on July 24, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Kalamunda has retained its elderly zombie bogan vibe over the years, when you might have expected it to have become kind of artistic rustic. Quinoa has come late to this part of the world – although I have noticed The Haynes Street Larder was dishing out some Q. Kalamuntians were unaccountably trying to sit down in the place like it was Coles cafeteria rather than a hole in the wall. I didn’t notice any juices served in jars, but this will probably come to Kal in about 5 years.

The Larder is however a refreshingly normal place in a wasteland of a town.

I haven’t had that many Worsts from Kalamunda, even though it really is a terrible ugly craphole. It doesn’t have any outstanding Worsts. It’s all bad, but boringly so. How do you photograph the Dawn of the Dead that is Barberry Square?

I did however like how Kalamunda retailers are well out in front of the pack, with a kind of reverse Gruen transfer putting you into a grumpy trance before you even get into the shop.

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Le zig zag

Posted on July 23, 2014 by AHC McDonald

In France, Tullio sees that they are going for less vibrancy. Seriously, if you can’t urinate in “mode zigzag”, then the (Algerian) terrorists have won. Inadvisedly the sign has not been laminated. Tullio claims to have zig zagged it back to le stone age. La Bellend Epoch.zigzag

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Yagan Square’s hips and hoons

Posted on July 22, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Yagan Square isn’t even built but already drunken louts are on the roof of the artist impression. No doubt taunting some anodyne piece of sculpture. And the future hips are apparently going to be wide and strong enough to birth the super large knobheads of Perth’s vibrant future. Bring it.

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