little person lost

Well-spotted by Misspent_yoof: “Classic update from The Worst online today. Apparently Serco managed to lose a midget prisoner: ‘Hayward is about 70cm tall, with a slim build and light skin’.” Good work My – but I believe our diminutive friends are known as little people. westmidget

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As tight as a

By Orbea. North Fremantle.

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Outrage Sunday 156 Christ Stopped at UWA

And Jesus spake: “Dudes, the hangings for the court, its pillars and its sockets, and the screen for the PowerPoint, its cords and its pegs and the laver for the service of the tabernacle, for the tent of meeting – it was all in the fucking rider emailed to you yesterday”. And the students were woeful, and lamented “Lord JC, we Googled laver but were none the wiser”. And Jesus was sore angry, and spake, “You are worse than ECU, at least they had decent audio-vis” and he left the Land of U-Dub and walked across the water to the Ur-Raffles. studentsforchrist

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Snuff’s Missing Links 38

Havana.

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I still taste lame

Andrew J takes us to Bibra Lake, where the lameness of the graffiti takes on the brutal lameness of the built environment.

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As eaten by Jesus

By Stu. Fremantle. Try the Bethlehem Biriyani.

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Free Hanky Panky

Hanky Panky is never free. By Cimbali.

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Four Fascists of Beaconsfield

Wow, two masterpieces in a row. If you thought yesterday’s was good, how about this?
Someone really had a thing for mid 20th century strongmen in Beaconsfield. As discovered by Alasdair when out house hunting. The agent apparently made no reference to the totalitarian bathroom, which is insane. What a feature! The rings, the rope, Hitler’s toilet duck! Myself I would have gone for a Franco before Tito, but the artist may have had Balkan roots. And there’s nothing better than a Balkan root right? Nyuk Nyuk. The location is described as “whisper quiet”.

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Oh the Urology!

In seven years of submissions, this would have to be one of my all time favourite photos. Without, the urology clinic sign, a winner. With, it’s a masterpiece. By Dan of Maylands. There could even be a hint of an Agapanthas! Mercy Hospital, Maylands.

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Outrage Sunday 155 money

Money is the cause of 99% of crime.” Are TWOPers brave enough to re-think their origins and thus be emancipated from the slave species we know as humanity?

Michael Tellinger is. I may not be able to post next week, as I’ll be at at evening with Michael in Mt Hawthorn. thisisyourgodAfter a night on the Internet, I can tell you:

The path that brought us here as a species is not only filled with lies and deception of unimaginable proportion, but also with continuous manipulation of the human race that goes back thousands of years – all controlled by money.

Mr Tellinger has come full circle since his epic Slave Species of God in 2006, (think! why have we been obsessed with gold? Why are Jews called Goldberg?) by proposing a blueprint for freedom.

Mr Tellinger exposes the misunderstood origins of money and the rise of the royal banking elite that have controlled the world for millennia and continue to do so today through the modern banking families (those Fuggers!). He points out that money did not evolve from thousands of years of barter and trade, but that it was maliciously introduced to the human race as a tool of absolute control and enslavement. Mr Tellinger makes a strong case that if we do not understand our human origins, we cannot come to terms with why the world is so messed up in the 21st century. michael-tellinger

He demonstrates that our current situation presents us with a unique opportunity to change the course of our destiny. Mr Tellinger describes how the ancient African philosophy of UBUNTU (not the Linux operating system, just to make clear) will allow us to seamlessly move from a divided, money-driven society, to united communities driven by people, their passion for life and their God-given talents: there will even be a place for Bento! Coming to terms with our enslavement as a species is critical to discovering the path to full enlightenment. We are slaves to the rhythm of the money.

I know TWOPers will agree: UBUNTU Contributionism presents a solid foundation for a new social structure to take us into a new era of true freedom from financial tyranny and real prosperity on every level of human endeavour.

See you at 197 Scarborough Beach Road at 6.30pm: tickets $25.

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