Unless Rapture

Beautiful multiworst submission from Bill O’Slatter. The pencil pines, the Cocoses,the savage blue sky, the brick and tile, the Morleyness – and is that a Queensland Box hiding back there? You’d be positively satanic to refuse that plea to play badminton. Jesus loved and died for you, and you can’t be bothered turning up on a Tuesday night for badi?



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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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19 Responses to Unless Rapture

  1. Rong1 says:

    Can’t see any Shuttle C&B’s on the wall

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  2. GivDBird says:

    Every Tuesday? That’s a lot of rising from the dead.


    • Perineum says:

      If the Rapture occurs as suddenly and as forcibly as we’re all expecting, and on a Tuesday, there’s going to be a bunch of people drawn up through a badminton net, sliced and diced as they go.
      Please, God, don’t let the Rapture be on a Tuesday.


  3. billoslatter says:

    As SIr Davo would point out , should be “U R Bad Minton”. Who or what Minton is left unsaid in the Bible.


  4. Plonka says:

    But…… Unless it is a double sided sign, the pencil (giant poo) pine has mysteriously moved from one side to the other. It’s a miracle!


  5. Plonka says:

    Soz, just had proper look. It is double sided. Whoops.


  6. Arcadia says:

    The Queensland Box is a cnut of a street tree. Those spiky little nuts killed my registered lawn and made mowing a terrifying eye-endangering ordeal.


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