Category Archives: Worst suburb

Show us your bins

Posted on April 12, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Leave your bins out? Apparently Bayswater has been protesting every week for the last decade. Come on Alfred Cove! Let’s get this 4 storey development built! Let’s put our bins out and make sure DAPS won’t force us to have … Continue reading →

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Oh Mundaring

Posted on April 5, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Mundaring, that little village where a crusty but crusty old artisan would hand forge you a new tape roller transport for your Betamax. Or a trolley for your bus stop or registered verge. You can even imagine BSWAM tooling around … Continue reading →

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Beyond dreams of mediocrity

Posted on March 23, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Is living in South Perth really beyond the dreams of others? Is that the limit of dreams in Perth? If you have to ask how much it takes to be a wanker, you can’t afford to be one.  (7m). Would … Continue reading →

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Submit Vile Vistas

Posted on March 17, 2016 by AHC McDonald

It’s all very well for BSWAM to point out the pimples on the arse of the generally charming Hudson River Valley. And I understand that adding sliding aluminium windows to a 1680s tavern is “not ideal”, but where is real … Continue reading →

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Amenia New York

Posted on March 16, 2016 by AHC McDonald

In the now traditional fashion of treating the whole planet in terms of being environs -albeit distant of Perth, BSWAM presents Amenia NY. Once again I’m not entirely certain if BSWAM understands what worst is vis a vis here. Amenia … Continue reading →

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Duchie No Pasaran

Posted on March 3, 2016 by AHC McDonald

 NF#1 was in Midland again. Did they mean ambition and enthusiasm do not pass this point? For Midland, I assume that point would be Guildford?     

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Baysie Arts Supremos

Posted on February 8, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Anyone feel like nominating me? Or Outrage? Or both?

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Outrage Sunday 231 in the bowl

Posted on January 10, 2016 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym encountered this in Midland. “Why have we not seen this before?” she asked. A desultory shuffle through the archives found this, which is just as excellent. My associate, Mr Brick, saw this in Cottesloe. “Lamination fail,” he said. … Continue reading →

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Bayswater Deserves Basso

Posted on January 8, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Lot of competing Bayswater FB groups at the moment. Basically in response to Bassendean and Maylands residents snickering into their pinxtos in their pubs and small bars as Baysie continues to be a shithole with a cheese shop and (now) … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 226 bring me the head of Ingvar Kamprad

Posted on December 6, 2015 by rottobloggo

That ribbon-muter Bento has been to the big blue building again. Has this cropped up in the Perth shop? Perhaps we’re not fussed? At least Ingvar doesn’t have shrunken Santa heads on his shelves. Gotta run! I’m off to read … Continue reading →

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