Outrage Sunday 301 community vibe

There was an emergency Security Council TWOP meeting this week, in which the smelling salts were passed around, to discuss the news Kalamunda was transmogrifying into a city. “What if this had happened after the self-immolation of TWOP?” Bento asked tersely. “Does it mean the gumnuts have to be embiggened?” TLA asked listlessly. “My mum was pregnant with me when she swam at Kalamunda pool,” I reminisced predictably, before guillotining debate.
I’m not sure about the new logo with the gumnuts that look like ghostly teabags. I reckon the Security Council will rule a wrap over the knuckles for that.
Young adults today are pathetic. This was the pre-lunch uni break scene in Fay’s Bay on Monday. Is it so hard to drink 500 cans a night?
Must dash to brunch: hummus eggs with the smart set – ciao!

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5 Responses to Outrage Sunday 301 community vibe

  1. Snuff says:

    My suspicions were unfounded. I’ve now seen DFOC and CB together.


    • rottobloggo says:

      I was giving her a few story ideas. What the hell.


    • Zuben says:

      All cottesloe is barbie , like it or not .

      And that isnt a bad thing , rather just part of its charm … a sort of barbieness with long rabid fangs and a lot of designer S & M gear for unabashed use .


  2. Zuben says:

    Maybe kalamunda is just an incipient cottesloe with neither beach nor barbies … yet


  3. Bunbarian says:

    Another SNAG


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