There was an emergency Security Council TWOP meeting this week, in which the smelling salts were passed around, to discuss the news Kalamunda was transmogrifying into a city. “What if this had happened after the self-immolation of TWOP?” Bento asked tersely. “Does it mean the gumnuts have to be embiggened?” TLA asked listlessly. “My mum was pregnant with me when she swam at Kalamunda pool,” I reminisced predictably, before guillotining debate. 
I’m not sure about the new logo with the gumnuts that look like ghostly teabags. I reckon the Security Council will rule a wrap over the knuckles for that. 
Young adults today are pathetic. This was the pre-lunch uni break scene in Fay’s Bay on Monday. Is it so hard to drink 500 cans a night? 
Must dash to brunch: hummus eggs with the smart set – ciao! 
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- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
My suspicions were unfounded. I’ve now seen DFOC and CB together.
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I was giving her a few story ideas. What the hell.
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All cottesloe is barbie , like it or not .
And that isnt a bad thing , rather just part of its charm … a sort of barbieness with long rabid fangs and a lot of designer S & M gear for unabashed use .
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Maybe kalamunda is just an incipient cottesloe with neither beach nor barbies … yet
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Another SNAG
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