Beware. Gum Nuts. 

This was so endearingly Perth that I almost cried. Actually I did cry, having trodden on a gumnut. This is outside the CWA shop in Kalamunda. So many, many gumnut deaths.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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12 Responses to Beware. Gum Nuts. 

  1. Rong1 says:

    To alleviate the problem, the CWA could run a competition for a recipe with the primary ingredient being the humble Gumnut.


  2. Misspent Yoof says:

    I’m surprised they don’t have these signs at the roundabouts to stop people crashing into the gumnut sculptures.


  3. Blergeit says:

    I don’t think it’s warning about gum nuts. I think the “gum nuts” is just their way of referring to groups of people. You know, I’m sure whoever wrote the sign walks into a room with a cheery “how’s it hanging, gum nuts”.

    I hope.


  4. mancey says:

    Laugh about it all you want, but given the chance a gumnut would kill you and everyone you hold dear


    • Sir Bill International says:

      Plop straight into your gumnut cake. After a hard day judging the bake off at CWA ( pew its hot ,40C over a gumnut fueled stove) , you have to check the wearabouts of your gumnuts.Revenge of the gumnuts.


  5. rottobloggo says:

    Well. The gumnuts are being exhorted. Don’t use the unprovided footpath. Is there some area where risk is partial?


  6. Zuben says:

    ‘ Did you ever see a gumnut walking ?
    Well i did … ‘


  7. Anonymous says:

    Carve them into Woggles, plait your beard, set up international online scout shop, profit.

    No kiddies harmed in making this message.


  8. Yeah Right says:

    Hmmm…. Well if you really want to take Ridiculous to the next step, then let’s have a little kiosk nearby where you can buy gings and boondies and shoot the living shit outta the black cockies that drop these bloody gumnuts in the first place. But not before we put up a sign warning the cockies that chewing gumnuts (as they have done for millions of years), might bring on a very quick and a very sticky end. Yeah Right.


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