Category Archives: worst of perth

Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading

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The Damned

There’s a cafe, which has a chilling display of missing persons. At first glance blush it appears to be a public service announcement for those with information regarding a large number of people who perhaps have been abducted or murdered … Continue reading

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The Fence of St. Paul

Bunbarian had a road to Damascus moment. He was all set to condemn a half arsed fence, a relentless blue sky and some crappy palms in Bunbury, when he fell to the ground sobbing. He loved it all, and wouldn’t … Continue reading

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Swanville

Celebrate the knobbing off of the Guildford Hotel (or was it knobbing out? Titting off?) with some Swanville legopener as seen by Pete F. And just because the knob is up, doesn’t mean you can burn the place. Don’t burn … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 238 smoth sailing

On Rotto. The mainland was getting too scary.      Don’t tell me what things aren’t. Tell me what they are. Apart from a family who had their bikes thrown off the jetty by some drunken yobbos, it’s been smoth sailing … Continue reading

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Perth City Library

How strange for a new Perth building to be a not worst! The new library was lovely. Not entirely sold on the  outside, maybe timber rather than the granite, but it was good. Light and open. But a library must … Continue reading

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Knobbing Off

Check out Ray Sparvell’s classic “Nothing has happened still and again“, story on the Guildford Hotel. Although it seems the knobbing off ceremony is a little closer. I hope Outrage is on hand. Ta Bento.

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In the Waterbag

By Anthony F. Location undeclared. At least it’s not fucking Corona.

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Beanless in the Valley

White Gum Valley as rendered by Blow-In. Do I sense a relentless blue sky just out of shot? Black & Gold? Is that the one with the single bean floating in brine?

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Fine Young FIFOs

It had to happen. If WA can’t get Chinese workers, then children will have to do. And, depending on the age, there may  be a discount price for under 12s on the Telfer flight. By Gilly. In Cock-Burn. Home of … Continue reading

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