Fine Young FIFOs

It had to happen. If WA can’t get Chinese workers, then children will have to do. And, depending on the age, there may  be a discount price for under 12s on the Telfer flight. By Gilly. In Cock-Burn. Home of the Cock Burn Thunder. And speaking of Cock Burn, apparently fights are breaking out over the name of the Thunder’s new digs. It will be called Requa Cockburn. Apparently the community wasn’t consulted. There were several alternatives, but surely it’s fairly easy to choose? DON’T GO FOR THE ONE THAT HAS COCK AND OR BURN IN IT! Requa Cock Burn. Jeezarse.fifo

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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15 Responses to Fine Young FIFOs

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Damian Drum Centre for Advanced Football Thinking?


  2. GivDBird says:

    I went to a FIFO kindy


  3. Rolly says:

    They were supposed to be illustrating the mental and emotional ages of the FIFOs and got a bit confuddled.
    Like Howard’s gummint, spent like crazy in the good times, leaving little in the pot for a ‘rainy day’.


  4. Sir Emmersby Barnsthorpe says:

    Ah, tremendously encouraging. Sadly, it appears that in these benighted times coal mines are somewhat on the nose, so it’s pleasing to see – in spite of the afore-mentioned – that sending children down coal mines is still seen as an acceptable practice. Fair enough too. I don’t see why the younger set should escape the effects of declining commodity prices. Perhaps it will lead them to inquire of their parents, ‘tell us again, daddy, the story of why you didn’t set aside any money when times were good?’


  5. skink says:

    shouldn’t the one on the left be leaning on that shovel, and perhaps be saying something about illegal immigrants?


  6. Dylan H. says:

    wonder how many girls who want to grow up to be construction workers, road workers, miners, etc. have walked past this and felt demeaned by the unnecessarily gendered purple high vis on the female mannequin.


  7. Slanderer says:

    Formal wear for family functions. When the rich rellies come to visit and you have to eat in the dining room and not in front of the tellie.


  8. Reign of Error says:

    Niche marketing opportunity right there for a face painter skilled at Southern Cross neck tatts.

    Would have to get in early at the bouncy castle though as the hi-viz kids start plastic cupping each other after a few hours on the Red Bull and Moon Rock

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