Gazing into the abyss in Claremont. I’m still not making these up. 
Oprah has flipped her Klimt. 
I loathe those Shenton Park days. Always full of Klimt-flipping women staring out of windows, whining about bees going to Moscow.
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Good to know you didn’t make that one up!
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Bees in transit and Sneaker’s Metronet isn’t even up and running yet. Is this an omen?
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It’s not going to be sweet for Markk? Barnett will be swarmed? The signs aren’t clear.
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Just remember how we’ve been ‘stung’ as a consequence of the last three elections.
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They really should print Teh Worst in a roll. Imagine reading a Paul Murray stream of consciousness think piece, ripping it off and providing critical commentary all from the convenience of a convenience?
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Not sure if I’d even wipe my arse with it: I fear there’s a real risk of contracting RWNJ-itis if you get that rabid Mooner Murray verbiage upon your freckle, even you’ve used it to fetch the latest scoop of a whopper Swan River trout.
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Thinking + Paul Murray = Oxymoron
PM is like a small unidentified test mammal in a cage that reliably pullulates in reflexive response to certain specific external stumuli .
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“Let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.”
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“Pullulate”!
That had me heading for the dictonary.
The thought of a mass of mini-Murrays imminently materialising made for a moment of trepidation; then the reality of their abundant proliferation within the existing population returned the persistent impression that the planet is essential fucked as a consequence of their presence.
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Claremont shit tastes so much better, or so Paul Murray tells me.
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It’s the organic kale.
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There were a few adele bloch bauers by klimt … my personal fave has the sitter doing the voguing thing with her hands .
How may we be sure this was the one once oprah s to flip?
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