From teh Toady: “Cara Lee Hall, 38, killed her 33-year-old husband Glenn Hall in December 2015 by stabbing him while he slept at least 16 times in the chest, neck, head and back in an early morning attack at their Leda home, while their eldest son, 11, and youngest son, aged four, suffered knife wounds.”
Surely, he has to accept some responsibility for this? Most people would have worked out that she was stabbing him when he slept after the 4th or 5th time, wouldn’t they? “’Night honey, I’m turning in. You’re not going to stab me again, are you?”
52 words and 9 commas! Spotted by Bento.