wake up!

From teh Toady: “Cara Lee Hall, 38, killed her 33-year-old husband Glenn Hall in December 2015 by stabbing him while he slept at least 16 times in the chest, neck, head and back in an early morning attack at their Leda home, while their eldest son, 11, and youngest son, aged four, suffered knife wounds.”

Surely, he has to accept some responsibility for this? Most people would have worked out that she was stabbing him when he slept after the 4th or 5th time, wouldn’t they? “’Night honey, I’m turning in. You’re not going to stab me again, are you?”

52 words and 9 commas! Spotted by Bento.

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3 Responses to wake up!

  1. Zuben says:

    What has tiny abbott have to do with this ( apart from fact that in tory gilf london centre he d have been far closer to perth than frenchs forest or even canberra , his nominal workplace ) ?

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Bunbury story is Worst. Unsurprisingly.

    Horrific crime. Against punctuation.

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  3. Sir Bill International says:

    Allegedly. Some of you have no knowledge of subjunctive indifferent clauses. Attacks would be plural if the attacks were over 16 days. Secondly he got stabbed in the back when he attempted to get up, allegedly. ” I was off my meds , your honour” That’ll work. Allegedly.

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