Category Archives: worst art

The Creeping Terror

Yarn bombing now Rottnest? Gage Roads is the only thing stopping Stormie Mills’ Sigma station wagon getting over here to paint an excruciating hipster quokka. But it won’t be long before there is a fairy quokka with wood nymphs dancing … Continue reading

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Day of the Personal Insult

Received these plates from an “admirer“。Not so much of an admirer that they COULD SPRING FOR FUCKING WEMBLEY WARE! I WOULDNT WIPE MY ARSE WITH FRANKLIN MINT. I SAID GOOD DAY! I SAID GOOD DAY! I SAID GOOD DAY! I … Continue reading

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Dozy

Bento claims this North Perth effort is Perth’s shittiest wall mural! Strong words, and a strong field in which to make them. Have you not been to Curtin recently Bento? *shudder*. No, this is well down the field. There’s no … Continue reading

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Please don’t bronze Pavlich

Although another terrible bronze to mock would be a distraction from the other terrible bronzes in Fremantle, particularly the appalling Bon Scott and the thalidomide John Curtin. The West’s (soon to be writing Bennett’s Beat for the Sunday Stokes?) Ben … Continue reading

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Knit one, flange one

Yarn bombing is totally played, and yet this one is strangely alluring. Is it getting hot in here? Bentley. 

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Mondo Hands

By Alasdair. Preston, Melbourne. Lovely brick oil tank. 

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So played it isn’t 

Your bike is a time machine in Leedy Tafe. It was suggested to me that Leederville is so tired and “over” that it’s actually back and unplayed to the max. And then you see this wall mural. Everything, EVERYTHING that’s … Continue reading

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Culture Wars. 

Just putting this here to let the future know you could still buy such items in Perth in 2016.  

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Walk of tugs

Stirling Council is proposing a walk of “fame” from the Astor right up into the rub and tug precinct of Inglewood. Plaques and states celeberating prominent West Australians. Possibly prominent WA willies that have been tugged. Why don’t they just … Continue reading

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Yagan’s Revenge?

The Barnett government has made it hard to get to the oddly soulless Ellenbrook, and maybe that’s a good thing. Dodgy Perth has previously detailed Pedo Sirling’s unhealthy pursuit of this child. Why she has been rendered headless and “joyfully … Continue reading

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