Category Archives: worst advertising

Outrage Sunday 22 bowel me

Posted on October 2, 2011 by rottobloggo

Make tomorrow’s future discoverers better. The market for uni students is insanely competitive, judging by the insane slogans and bewildering advertising coming out of the dreaming spires. This UWA image of a lift on the beach is clearly a smarter … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 18 Pööplöp

Posted on September 4, 2011 by rottobloggo

The Ikea catalogue arrived today: please please we will now see no more of those letterbox-cleaning TV ads repeated from last year. It is the lowest form of wit to make jokes about Ikea product names like Jerker, Fukta, Fartfull … Continue reading →

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Straight

Posted on August 24, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I hadn’t understood how erotic the world of straighteners was. Erotic in a Dr. Who way. And the mannequins with boozies are like “Whoa, if I had flange, I would still totally not wear that jacket.” Northbridge. And happy birthday … Continue reading →

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Don’t be a Pedo

Posted on August 23, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Gay: What makes you so sad? You’re the saddest girl I ever met. Roslyn: You’re the first man who’s ever said that. I’m usually told how happy I am. Gay: That’s because you make a man feel happy. [He tries … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 13 Toast

Posted on July 31, 2011 by rottobloggo

A long long time ago I pitched my brilliant idea about a toast column to an editor: a weekly interview with a Perthonality about their toaster and the way they like their toast. There are some wired toasters out there … Continue reading →

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Panda filth

Posted on July 21, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Don’t bother calling. Apparently you pay THEM to shovel Panda shit. WTF?

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Dubrovniks nips chicken tits in bud.

Posted on July 13, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Andrew N actually found this classic worst in a shoebox. In analogue form! Coloured inks fused to some kind of paper backing not displayed on a screen! Amazing. He thinks the shots date from about 2000. Maybe Bag O’ Turnips … Continue reading →

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Teasers don’t prosper

Posted on July 11, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Mumbrella recently announced that Nandos was ditching its ad agency and was going to do the work in house. Here’s a perfect example of why that was a mistake. The spottiest juniour creative could have told them that foiling erections … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday FVKMMX

Posted on July 10, 2011 by rottobloggo

I see we had cock graffiti from Maylands yesterday: snore bore. It is time for a post with 100% western suburbs’ goodness. This is the standard of graffiti we have in the Golden Triangle: dated with Roman numerals. The sea … Continue reading →

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Guilt Edged

Posted on July 8, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Thus spake Travis Lindstrom via the mouthpiece of Dave P. There can be no expiation from such guilts as teen hangout, sauna and putting green. Take this mother to the Hague, or even Teh Hague if necessary.

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