Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

This is not the bindle you’re looking for…

The Federal Police, the costume, the tude, the swag, the Western suburbs knob wagons, the photo taken from the grassy knoll – This worst has it all. I like to think he was mumbling, “Why don’t you go after the … Continue reading

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Victoria Park, Town of Brothels but not Oktoberfests

Dear Councillors of Victoria park. Now I hate young people and Oktoberfests as much as the next person, but I have to say I’m astounded at the attitude recently expressed that the Town of Victoria Park and locality of Lathlain … Continue reading

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Sports Shirt and Slacks Required

Are there still such things as slacks? Or am I thinking frocks? On the QT, I believe Gary will don the Dunderklumpen head during trivial pursuit.Bookings here.

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Bumkin Super Welfare falls flat.

Pete F notes via Fin Review (or is it Weekend Australian?) that not only is the Royalties for Rurotards scheme a waste of our city smartarse dollar, but that the bumpkins don’t even, A) appreciate it, B) know it exists … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 808 State

Big pow-wows this weekend in Teh Pert: ALP, and WA Police Union. I can’t confirm if I’ve been at either. But the skinny is this notepaper is being forced on delegates at one… Both meetings have already unanimously approved an … Continue reading

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Give the gift of heads

Two worst worthy items in curio shop William Street (Turnstyles) . A carving celebrating decapitation, and a whole roll of Boans wrapping paper. I was going to ask the price, but the shop person was absorbed in playing solitaire on … Continue reading

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The Woman in the Liver Mask

I love this. A perfect worst. Auteured by who else but Pete F. And doesn’t the liver have a wonderful shape for a logo? Not even a dog turd graphic could match it for dynamic tension and instant recognition.

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Nolla

Sometimes there’s a need for a post like this. A pointer to a time when a Nollamaran might have been expected to don the whites and hire a tennis court. They might have had high tea too. With Noel Coward. … Continue reading

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Swilling my undies with his song

I stayed at the Intercontinental Hotel in Dalian, northern China.They had a pillow menu, if you weren’t satisfied with the one you had. The bathroom had these crystal birds, which I assumed were to dry your undies on.

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Outrage Sunday Se7en

Who can’t handle the truth? I was emailed this image today: no wonder TLA is so keen to dis’ Truthers. This is the smoking gun, the bloody shoe and the McGuffin rolled into one. Connect the dots and get the … Continue reading

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