Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Healing hand jobs.

By Orbea. Apparently Dickie and Dame/lady Court were right into this tosh back in the day. I like how Dickie descends into pure blather when questioned on the efficacy of the Japanese hand jobs. And is that a…what, platypus? I … Continue reading

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Pay your Dues

I have to admit I’m with the Oswals on this one. Could they not retort, “Don’t trespass”, “Don’t vandalise”, “Don’t not learn to spell.”? by Reign of Error, Peppermint Grove. Outrage may have more up to date info, but wasn’t … Continue reading

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Unaustralian

BWS. Get your shit together for Australia Day “Barefoot pricks welcome”, “undies but no shirt a prerequisite.” “Shoe wearers fuck off.” On the plus side, Tim Winton won’t be coming in. By Mickey Blue Eyes. !

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Silver Sands Visitor

A lovely view of Mandurah by Alasdair. The skip is a little ominous. But let us welcome all this Australia Day.

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Dadz

Look, I t’s how I roll. True story. By Pete F. Mosman Park, aka MosRiverseapark.

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…But if you leave your name and your number…

The angst is strong in Claremont no? Why don’t we believe what the media says? (The Post, LOL), What is food? What is free range? What isn‘t “barn” raised? Was the price of dried “apricots” jiggered around with by the … Continue reading

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And the chihuahua you rode in on

By James N, Bayswater. Of course it is.

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Dream Catcher

In Margaret River, where even the fucking trees are expected to catch dreams. By blow-in. The cowries are a nice touch.

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You park without vibrancy.

By David M. Beaufort St. Is a wild boar really practical? I’m sure you could get your penis eaten by an angry poodle, but a wild boar? Aka cingiali.

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Trolley Apartheid

Are there trolley police? By WG. Innaloo.

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