You park without vibrancy.

By David M. Beaufort St. Is a wild boar really practical? I’m sure you could get your penis eaten by an angry poodle, but a wild boar? Aka cingiali.


About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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13 Responses to You park without vibrancy.

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Shouldn’t this be laminated?


  2. Snuff says:

    Boaring is the new dogging.


  3. Misspent Yoof says:

    Note to aggrieved motorist: it’s arsehole, not asshole. Fucking American spelling!


  4. you'll get wet says:

    Breaking – Barnett: Belltower redevelopment set to become biggest mosque in southern hemisphere. Perth’s new Sister City, Mecca, will ensure tourism carries WA through mining slump.


  5. Slanderer says:



  6. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    It’s Povi parking. What’s your problem?


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