The angst is strong in Claremont no? Why don’t we believe what the media says? (The Post, LOL), What is food? What is free range? What isn‘t “barn” raised? Was the price of dried “apricots” jiggered around with by the Rothschilds during CHOGM? (Just let them play golf and this “question” may dissolve.) WHAT IF SIX WERE FUCKING NINE PEOPLE? WHAT IF METAMUCIL WAS BEING SPRAYED BY JETSTAR OVER GERALDTON? If only they had left their phone numbers! If only. This whole bruhaha could have been worked out. 3 Days of The Condor. Am I right? Look, this is not my fight. I was just popping in for my Depend Women Xtra Large control tops (Yeah I’m going to leave my phone number on a whiteboard you perverts). 
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The Worst of Perth 
The swishy and dramatic ‘tribal tattoo’ style ampersand in an otherwise chatty heading ramps up the overall threat level here and heightens tension for me.
Red underlining of the word ‘cruelty’ is a nice gesture of solidarity between comrades black texta and red texta too.
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I mean why even eat food?
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I note the fifth hastily scribbled line from bottom what appears to read as the following…’I agree Oswald’
Loose lips sink ships. Has someone inadvertently let slip some classified info Re: a possible return to the Taj? Food for thought
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Luckily Multiplex and Hawaiian have flattened and paved the grassy knoll. So no problem there.
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Wrong Oswalds. They could still be in on it though.
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Wholefoods? What the hell is Wholefoods? Or is the ‘W’ superfluous?
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https://theworstofperth.com/2014/10/17/is-nothing-sacred/
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Things have hotted up since then. Control tops for the mind.
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Teh existentialism is strong in teh Quartier.
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Can we have cheaper food? In Claremont? No.
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Absolutely not. No riffraff.
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Fewer monobrows though. I guess that is the trade-off.
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if it was reported in the media it must be true!
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Teh POST/MSM/this reporter has dropped the ball on the frozen yoghurt – I will make amends.
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Free range is all fine and dandy until Johnny Fox/feral pussycat comes to town. Surely the chickens are better off in the “safety of their hatchery”? Do they still print that on egg cartons?
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We’ve still got rifles for Johnny Fox and Feral Pussycat, despite what right wing Americans believe!
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Why are there no phone numbers left?
These complainers are terrified of being exposed, aren’t they?
They KNOW the corporations will come for them!
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More soylent brown please. Free range.
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Feed em dolphin
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Off topic Sticky McGlue was interviewing Sneakers McGowan this afternoon.
It was as bad as that sounds. A reminder that Perth can always be Worst.
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And not having heard it, let me guess, “mumble, mumble, Colin Barnett, (inaudible) democracy, mumble, mumble, I’m so tired mumble, (inaudible). “
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It’s like twitter – without computers. Don’t they have a computer we can talk to there?
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I am Charlie’s kale.
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The last comment sums up the whole ugly mess quite well. “What is the meaning?”
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