…But if you leave your name and your number…

The angst is strong in Claremont no? Why don’t we believe what the media says? (The Post, LOL), What is food? What is free range? What isn‘t “barn” raised? Was the price of dried “apricots” jiggered around with by the Rothschilds during CHOGM? (Just let them play golf and this “question” may dissolve.) WHAT IF SIX WERE FUCKING NINE PEOPLE? WHAT IF METAMUCIL WAS BEING SPRAYED BY JETSTAR OVER GERALDTON? If only they had left their phone numbers! If only. This whole bruhaha could have been worked out. 3 Days of The Condor. Am I right? Look, this is not my fight. I was just popping in for my Depend Women Xtra Large control tops (Yeah I’m going to leave my phone number on a whiteboard you perverts). why

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24 Responses to …But if you leave your name and your number…

  1. Reign of Error says:

    The swishy and dramatic ‘tribal tattoo’ style ampersand in an otherwise chatty heading ramps up the overall threat level here and heightens tension for me.

    Red underlining of the word ‘cruelty’ is a nice gesture of solidarity between comrades black texta and red texta too.

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  2. Rong1 says:

    Wholefoods? What the hell is Wholefoods? Or is the ‘W’ superfluous?

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Teh existentialism is strong in teh Quartier.

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  4. Hillz says:

    if it was reported in the media it must be true!

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  5. Scanners says:

    Free range is all fine and dandy until Johnny Fox/feral pussycat comes to town. Surely the chickens are better off in the “safety of their hatchery”? Do they still print that on egg cartons?

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  6. juantrak says:

    Why are there no phone numbers left?
    These complainers are terrified of being exposed, aren’t they?
    They KNOW the corporations will come for them!

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  7. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Off topic Sticky McGlue was interviewing Sneakers McGowan this afternoon.

    It was as bad as that sounds. A reminder that Perth can always be Worst.

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  8. Slanderer says:

    It’s like twitter – without computers. Don’t they have a computer we can talk to there?

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  9. Hot Kreemy says:

    The last comment sums up the whole ugly mess quite well. “What is the meaning?”

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