Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Transport Hub

Posted on February 23, 2016 by AHC McDonald

By Cimbali, Mt Helena.

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Keep Off

Posted on February 22, 2016 by AHC McDonald

You can take my cold dead shrub from my cold dad registered lawn. By NF#1. Embleton.    

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Best of Twitter

Posted on February 19, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Haven’t had a compilation of TWOP Twitter Gold for a while, although some say Twitter, like The Fringe Festival, is played. Collie pins hopes on Incest Museum as brown coal’s future looks bleak… Perth sushi train speeds “a joke”- State … Continue reading →

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Yarn Bullshit Damns Subi

Posted on February 19, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Just when you thought Subiaco couldn’t get more flatline, there’s this. They are too pissweak to even yarn bomb now! Instead of actually knitting or crocheting, they’re just wrapping a piece of canvas around a tree now. Wot. Fuck.  … Continue reading →

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Knobbing Off

Posted on February 18, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Check out Ray Sparvell’s classic “Nothing has happened still and again“, story on the Guildford Hotel. Although it seems the knobbing off ceremony is a little closer. I hope Outrage is on hand. Ta Bento.

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In the Waterbag

Posted on February 18, 2016 by AHC McDonald

By Anthony F. Location undeclared. At least it’s not fucking Corona.

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You’re told Cockroach

Posted on February 17, 2016 by AHC McDonald

So perish all Parklet moguls. Pete F. Freo.      

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Beanless in the Valley

Posted on February 16, 2016 by AHC McDonald

White Gum Valley as rendered by Blow-In. Do I sense a relentless blue sky just out of shot? Black & Gold? Is that the one with the single bean floating in brine?

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Fine Young FIFOs

Posted on February 15, 2016 by AHC McDonald

It had to happen. If WA can’t get Chinese workers, then children will have to do. And, depending on the age, there may  be a discount price for under 12s on the Telfer flight. By Gilly. In Cock-Burn. Home of … Continue reading →

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McGowan Finished

Posted on February 13, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I’m calling it here. It’s all over for Mark The Slightly Damp Teatowel McGowan. Alannah is coming back to hang him gently on the dish rack. Her lukewarm support for Teh Towel all but confirms it. “Mark McGowan is a … Continue reading →

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