Yarn Bullshit Damns Subi

Just when you thought Subiaco couldn’t get more flatline, there’s this. They are too pissweak to even yarn bomb now! Instead of actually knitting or crocheting, they’re just wrapping a piece of canvas around a tree now. Wot. Fuck. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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14 Responses to Yarn Bullshit Damns Subi

  1. Anonymous says:

    Stick a fork in Subi …

    With the exception of the farmers markets at the primary school (which the Council haven’t managed to f*** up) it is business as usual. The street markets are on life support while they try and work out how to make them work, Rokeby Road landlords screw the few remaining tenants that haven’t been driven to the wall yet leaving the same chains and franchises as everywhere else. And in 2 years the footy goes and the place becomes a building site as they drive a 16 story nail in the coffin. At least they are trying to drive that corporate vulture Wilson Parking out – after 20 years of anally raping anyone who dared tried to park anywhere.

    Yarn bomb that.


  2. Slanderer says:

    Subiaco? That’s a place I drive through on the way to Jolimont.


  3. GivDBird says:

    Does my butt look big in this? A serious worst.


  4. Anonymous says:

    Is there anyone who thinks this actually looks good or actually improves the appearance of the tree?


  5. orbea says:

    Vertical twister


  6. Rong1 says:

    Subiaco needs a Bypass Road – or correctly titled a Subiaco Avoidance Road


  7. you'll get wet says:

    It’s a game for kiddies, let’s count the spots on the baby giraffe. Winners get a Babycino. Subi’s way of saying our prams are smarter than your prams.


  8. Rong1 says:

    An alternative would be to sink Subiaco and bring the railway back to the surface.

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  10. Zuben says:

    Sydney fascination with Danish Modern is now a WA trend . That is marimekko tree wrap .

    I saw identical ( except colour scheme was brown on white ) fabric on a number of smart looking beanbag chairs at a Claremont verge collection last week and I failed to photograph it !


  11. Zuben says:

    The chairs were oversized and modular … Very clockwork orange !


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