Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Matt Poisoned

Posted on March 14, 2017 by AHC McDonald

What’s up ole Matty. Who poisoned you? On a warm spring afternoon? That’s not who we are. Northbridge. Near Cultural Centre. 

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Night of the long teatowels 

Posted on March 13, 2017 by AHC McDonald

7 pm last night, we got an emergency call from Arts Minister John Day (of the dead). He said the swing was on and we were to destroy all arts infrastructure before Labor could get their hands on it. I … Continue reading →

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Not Golden

Posted on March 10, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Chris D shared a Gosnells building so perfect, that I’m assigning it immediately to not worst. That it’s not golden is the best bit. 

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Last Day of the Dill?

Posted on March 9, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Spent what I hope was the last Day dominated day in Kalamunda. Fucking Jonn Howard was wheeled up there, so he must be in trouble. Clown is a little bit animated for Donkey Day no?  Unless he was asleep at … Continue reading →

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The elixir of freedom

Posted on March 8, 2017 by AHC McDonald

By Bento. Bayswater. Perfect, although would a baking blue sky have killed him?

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Un Ivory

Posted on March 7, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Un Ury or Un Ivory tower?  You be the judge. By Vegan. Unury. 

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Art controversy divides effetes and wankers. 

Posted on March 6, 2017 by AHC McDonald

My own art divided coffee sippers in Cottesloe this week. My rubber stamp picture had  coffee drinkers up in arms about how it disrespected shark attack victims. This is while they ordered cake and lattes at the same site. Featured … Continue reading →

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Swipe right (wing) Swipe left (wing)

Posted on March 3, 2017 by AHC McDonald

The tinderisation of the State election. I wonder why they didn’t hit old Perky of The Greens?? Even smartarses think of them as irrelevant? That’s not good news for them. Actually haven’t heard word one from Perky and the Greens. … Continue reading →

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Weeds

Posted on March 2, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Bento urges, nay begs youse pigs to remember that the most important aspect of fake lawn is that you never have to weed it. Please remember this. It might be the most important thing you dogs ever read. Bayswater. 

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Gold

Posted on March 1, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I apologise that I was unable to capture just how gold and just how terrible this thing looks. Imagine it looks say…8 or 9 times as shithouse as it appears here. Don’t know what coconut run is. Does it involve … Continue reading →

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