Matt Poisoned

What’s up ole Matty. Who poisoned you? On a warm spring afternoon? That’s not who we are. Northbridge. Near Cultural Centre. 

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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9 Responses to Matt Poisoned

  1. Rong1 says:

    No mention of this horrific story in The West. Matt should have prayed before dining in Northbridge.

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  2. Rolly says:

    Dog baiting is still popular, as is sucker-baiting by the mining industry.
    More jobs?
    Joking.
    Automation and robotics are the future-in-action.
    Cuts to unemployment benefits were made in anticipation that the available money would soon have to be shared amongst an ever incresing clientele.
    The philosophy of “Basic Income” is rapidly becoming a practical concept in the administration of the country’s resources; the charade of job-seeking, especially in the world of declining full time employment, especially that of privately operated employment agencies, is doomed to self destruction.

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  3. lass says:

    In 20 years time WAPOL will be reffering to this note in a very important case in which they swear in TLA as the original detective… get your contemporaneous notes ready…

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