I apologise that I was unable to capture just how gold and just how terrible this thing looks. Imagine it looks say…8 or 9 times as shithouse as it appears here. Don’t know what coconut run is. Does it involve wankers? Don’t tell me if yes. 
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The original coconut run is a computer simulation where you had to construct a vehicle and carry a load of coconuts over some very rough terrain. According to your criteria I’m afraid I can’t tell you what this version is.
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The catch phrase is ‘Release the Coconuts!’.
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Would it have killed them to go with “Grab your coconuts”?
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A quick lmgtfy reveals https://www.facebook.com/coconutrun.com.au/?ref=page_internal ,
coconutrun.com.au/
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Coconut run is a competition to see who has the smallest penis.
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Saw this car IRL the other day! Voting not worst and googling how to make my ute gold like this.
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Adhesive vinyl foil wrap, which is applied over the car, often for graphics, can also be removed by heat gun once done with.
Not so sure how good that lairy gold wrap will look once it starts to bubble, peel or craze, tho’…
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So it’s like a bore stain for your car?
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Probably the eventual boganic patina that even a credible hot hatch, like that Mercedes AMG A45 is, would experience in the hands of someone who likes a little bit of mindless bling.
It’s an example of King Midas selecting the reverse gear here, I will venture. Everything those types touch turns to rust. Rusty bore water stains too, that’d be entirely apposite.
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Everyfing BagOturnips says is frikken gold mate
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Outrage featured a BMW coconut run car recently. There’s more than one?!
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Can you learn to park your ute like an asshole too?
Wonder what the blue bay it is mostly parked in signifies?
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one of those bays that people with the acrod pass visible on the dashboard use.
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No its a clearing for stair access.
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Is your ute currently green?
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Mirror-finish Chrome wrap is not for shrinking violets.
Nothing shouts ‘hey look at me’ quite like CHROME. Continuous technological development has yielded a high-end wrap capturing the virtues of sleek, moldable (sic) vinyl, with an embedded layer of super reflective metal foil. The result is a stunning svelte finish which can actually be polished.
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Uber should know about this car .
I mean its good to ride round in but absurd to own …
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