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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

In Season Eco Sociopaths

Was trying to construct a tableaux, but failed to connect these two excellent pictures by James N. Let quality be their juxtapositioning, or perhaps their Western Suburbsing. Subiaco and Nedlands. Let’s be grateful the state gummint aren’t eco Derridarians.

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Honour The Flat Cat

Tristan H submits Flat Cat, with the added bonus of  ute with spotlights and Red Rooster rampant. Let me just throw P.’s HONOUR STUDENT!!!! Volvo into the mix. I’ll wager that the honour student insists on being dropped off 5k’s … Continue reading

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Surely it doesn’t?

It doesn’t does it? Nah, couldn’t be. But on a German car driving past a Becks sign, you need to be ultra careful about your personalised plates. By Turf. Where’s Bag O’ Turnips these days? I want to confirm that … Continue reading

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Thought for the day – Inside Cover is Crappest ever.

In passing, can I just ask, how has the The West’s Inside Cover, (long a poor man’s The Worst of Perth), become even crappier? Not only do they now have a snoreworthy “On this day” section, but the exquisite banality … Continue reading

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Silence of the Kids

By Shaun. Myers Cannington. I wonder about Myers sometimes.

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Weekend Worstoff 178

By Dave P. Fishing Boat Harbour Fremantle. More of a drawcard than Bon I’d say. Same Diane as “Nigger Crabs” apparently, a post I can’t find. According to Vincent B. There’s a piece called The Best of Perth in this … Continue reading

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First they came for the Bluebeards

TWOP posterboy Alex Bluebeard Bainbridge, last seen spruiking access to Communism for tightarses in local libraries is on the job again fighting for free speech. Does seem a little harsh to fine him for the sign. For the beard yes. … Continue reading

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The straw that broke the Emu’s back

“To find the soul it is necessary to lose loose it”. -Alexander Luria. This shot was chilling in its intensity. Export through a straw! Urghh. We’re not in Fremantle any more are we Bluto? Auteured by Simon S. Claremont. (Although it looks more … Continue reading

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Old School

By P. I laughed a lot. UWA,  ALVA (Architecture, Landscape architecture and Visual Arts). Surely Alva could have been worked into VULVA without too much trouble? Virtual United Landscape & Visual Arts?

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One Wheeled Trouser Snake

SaltySuzy saw a unicycling juggler on a train out of the city. The most incredible part is that it wasn’t on the Fremantle Line! Is Freo spreading its juggling unicycle tendencies to Crabtown via the Mandurah Line? Improved public transport … Continue reading

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