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Snoop Ute

Joel,  doesn’t believe “Snoop would be caught dead in a car with wack rims like that.” East Perth. It’s like he’s Snooping all over Tupac’s grave with that motherfucker. I think Snoop’s coming to Perth isn’t he. Not if he sees … Continue reading

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The metacars that ate Cannington

Decorating you car with a picture of itself is a bit like getting a tattoo of yourself on your backside. Not cool.I tried to find out what Derrida and Lacan had to say on meta texts, but although extensively commenting, … Continue reading

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Honour The Flat Cat

Tristan H submits Flat Cat, with the added bonus of  ute with spotlights and Red Rooster rampant. Let me just throw P.’s HONOUR STUDENT!!!! Volvo into the mix. I’ll wager that the honour student insists on being dropped off 5k’s … Continue reading

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Surely it doesn’t?

It doesn’t does it? Nah, couldn’t be. But on a German car driving past a Becks sign, you need to be ultra careful about your personalised plates. By Turf. Where’s Bag O’ Turnips these days? I want to confirm that … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 177

South Fremantle by Pete F. Another rapture wagon by Tulio. Why do these Jesus Jockeys always have such shit cars? Is it because it’s easier for a rich man something, something, eye of a doodle? Taken near the corner of … Continue reading

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McLeod’s Morons

What are all these excruciatingly embarrassing kuntry wagons doing in our city? Shouldn’t these rurotards be wallowing in the filth of their subsidies back in Corrigin? I had to add one city smartarse truther to the mix to take the … Continue reading

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Rex racked and sacked

By Matt. Didn’t seem much point in blurring the licence plate. Won’t be too many tributes to gods evolutionary Lolapalooza driving around. But, this is Fremantle, so anything’s possible apart from civic pride I suppose. A T Rex with giant … Continue reading

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The tards that ate Bullsbrook

By Ash. Is Bullsbrook still part of rurotardia, or is it, like Mandurah an inner suburb.

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Weekend Worstoff 160

Bento sees a mobile small bar in Mt Lawley full of Mauritian beer.Outrage is stepping out in his Shane Warne undies. Bento also sees lamination poisoning spreading like Hendra in his own office. I’m more interested in the magnetic haiku, … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 158

Dave P saw a meta-cock in Bunnings O’connor and an angry Jesus(?) bog roll holder.Several people sent me this. The first was The Colour H. Could have something to do with the “Climate Naturopath” Lord Monkfish being around, I don’t … Continue reading

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