Tag Archives: tim winton

Wipe on wipe off

Posted on September 16, 2016 by AHC McDonald

This is more like wipe it on the curtains sex appeal. Civic Hotel. Oh, and Civic, kudos to your ever reeking dunny. That you manage this with auto flush urinal is amazing. By the way, on the subject of wiping, … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

Posted on April 24, 2016 by rottobloggo

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. This advice seems … Continue reading →

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Winton Fish Not a Parody

Posted on January 5, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Thank’s to the many, many, people who brought my attention to the unfortunately not parody fact that Tim is having a fish named after him. My teeth are now ground to stubs, and I have screamed “aaaaak” until hoarse. I’ve … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 226 bring me the head of Ingvar Kamprad

Posted on December 6, 2015 by rottobloggo

That ribbon-muter Bento has been to the big blue building again. Has this cropped up in the Perth shop? Perhaps we’re not fussed? At least Ingvar doesn’t have shrunken Santa heads on his shelves. Gotta run! I’m off to read … Continue reading →

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More Press Outrage!

Posted on November 13, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Shouldn’t this read “Written by The Lazy Aussie with two other bastards, one of whom was particularly work shy.”???!!! I’m going to join this Change.org petition to have him sacked. The work shy one. When he should be naming, he’s … Continue reading →

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The Fish Lit Hit

Posted on September 7, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Kill Tim Winton? Please nobody follow this exhortation. I’m serious. Because I’d probably get the bloody blame for it. By Illusiver. King’s Square Fremantle. Is it a schoolie forced to study Cliche Street for their finals? Ben Elton? I would … Continue reading →

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No stuck-up dumb bitches!

Posted on July 18, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Further to news that another of Tim’s aquatic cliches is to be filmed in Dennmark, (the place of soap makers but not soap users), here via Skink is your chance to be involved. I assume that director Simon Baker has … Continue reading →

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Make it out to Spruut

Posted on July 9, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Checking out Tim Winton’s signed copies. Is Tim’s signature a…C&B? Perth Style I guess? Jennifer Byrne never mentioned it, although I’m sure he signed her copy. Apparently he can sign 16 a minute. If you want to see some real … Continue reading →

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CBBBC – The Burning-ing

Posted on June 8, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Perth’s lovely post vibrant winter weather means that it’s book burning season again!  The Cuban Book Burning Book Club welcomed some new members and some hot new titles.  First, the Bride Stripped Bare by Anonymous. Quotes, reviews: Not a feminist … Continue reading →

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Tim’s ShortS Story

Posted on March 31, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Phwoar, me own bum bags. Might wear em to the Booker. He pulled them up and the fish seemed to dart and ripple around the twin coral bommies of his thighs. “All me fish. Herring, the shitfish,  those little dunnies … Continue reading →

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