Thank’s to the many, many, people who brought my attention to the unfortunately not parody fact that Tim is having a fish named after him. My teeth are now ground to stubs, and I have screamed “aaaaak” until hoarse. I’ve had to ad a “Worst Fish” category.
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Stunned mullet
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Is Winton a number of indigenous places ?
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So which indigenous site missed out so one could be a Winton?
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The fish is on the left, right?
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Chiakus Chiakus?
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minius quichei
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Dr Stephen Swearer?? Fuck me! This clown shouldn’t be naming anything till he sorts this out at Births, Deaths and Marriages.
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Has Winton been nominated for Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians yet?
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He’s no Paul Stanley.
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Imagine its some sort of bottom feeder
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Another species of Blackarse?
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Love the idea of the good doctors ‘ getting into rivers ‘ in cars and remote 4wd s . An idea that seems to be catching on with even less fortunate results . Almost any excuse will do .
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Phwoar, he thought, me own fish.
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Hey! Youre doing it right. There has never been a better time for a Tim Winton parody, and yet our magnificent manuscript languishes.
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John Irving wants to know where is his fucking bear??!
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Garp would be a good fish name.
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Maybe Winton is ( or should be ) to fin fish as Kafka is to cock roach
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Cockroach is never specified.
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As Corporal Upham says in Saving Private Ryan: “What is happening?”
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During the first year of the NW Shelf Scampi industry, scion of wellknown, infamous even, BLF clan was doing a spot of deck work. Bugeyed creatures from 400-800m, some known only from the fossil record, were frozen for museum boffins to identify and unselfishly immortalise their own names in the literature. Enter scion of BLF clan who found an interesting and delicious looking miniature white Blind Lobster in it’s own plastic baggie in the galley fridge, frozen for science. At just 1.5cm you’d have thought a BBQ out of the question? You’d have thought WRONG. It was a splendid display of workingclass values, something foreign to Winton lit, and the world will never know if he ate a species previously unrecorded. With dipping sauce. PS these bastards might be back in power soon.
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True story?
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Chiakers honour. Ok ok boiled not barbecued. Somewhere between the Rowleys and Scott Rf. Collective bargaining for half the year and rugged individual the rest. Agile almost.
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Got a short right leg?
You seem to be leaning heavily in that direction.
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Just call me stumpy. My right leg is lazy my left leg is crazy but don’t be unaisy…
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Just call it a cunt-fish and be done with it.
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No, don’t.
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It took a while but the West finally reported on 12 January that the Winton fish is a member of the ‘ grunter ‘ ( terapontidae ) family .
The same article also reported the discoverer of hannia wintoni was caught in the act by a 1.8 m croc , which ( possibly in anticipated reprisal ? ) bit him on the head .
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Why not, he writes like a fucking dead fish…he even looks like a dead fish. He comes across as having the personality of a dead fish.
No, I take that back, the dead fish has ten times his personality.
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People say he’s a very amusing fellow. I have seen no evidence for this assertion. People claim Paul Nurry has a sense of humour too. Is Nurry still going?
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They are the type of people who find Crackers Keenan’s hemaroid’s amusing.
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