Winton Fish Not a Parody

Thank’s to the many, many, people who brought my attention to the unfortunately not parody fact that Tim is having a fish named after him. My teeth are now ground to stubs, and I have screamed “aaaaak” until hoarse. I’ve had to ad a “Worst Fish” category.aaaaark

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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30 Responses to Winton Fish Not a Parody

  1. Anonymous says:

    Stunned mullet


  2. Zuben says:

    Is Winton a number of indigenous places ?


  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    The fish is on the left, right?


  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Chiakus Chiakus?


  5. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Dr Stephen Swearer?? Fuck me! This clown shouldn’t be naming anything till he sorts this out at Births, Deaths and Marriages.


  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Has Winton been nominated for Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians yet?


  7. mancey says:

    Imagine its some sort of bottom feeder


  8. Zuben says:

    Love the idea of the good doctors ‘ getting into rivers ‘ in cars and remote 4wd s . An idea that seems to be catching on with even less fortunate results . Almost any excuse will do .


  9. BSWAM says:

    Phwoar, he thought, me own fish.


  10. rottobloggo says:

    As Corporal Upham says in Saving Private Ryan: “What is happening?”


  11. you'll get wet says:

    During the first year of the NW Shelf Scampi industry, scion of wellknown, infamous even, BLF clan was doing a spot of deck work. Bugeyed creatures from 400-800m, some known only from the fossil record, were frozen for museum boffins to identify and unselfishly immortalise their own names in the literature. Enter scion of BLF clan who found an interesting and delicious looking miniature white Blind Lobster in it’s own plastic baggie in the galley fridge, frozen for science. At just 1.5cm you’d have thought a BBQ out of the question? You’d have thought WRONG. It was a splendid display of workingclass values, something foreign to Winton lit, and the world will never know if he ate a species previously unrecorded. With dipping sauce. PS these bastards might be back in power soon.


  12. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Just call it a cunt-fish and be done with it.


  13. Zuben says:

    It took a while but the West finally reported on 12 January that the Winton fish is a member of the ‘ grunter ‘ ( terapontidae ) family .

    The same article also reported the discoverer of hannia wintoni was caught in the act by a 1.8 m croc , which ( possibly in anticipated reprisal ? ) bit him on the head .


  14. El Guisto says:

    Why not, he writes like a fucking dead fish…he even looks like a dead fish. He comes across as having the personality of a dead fish.
    No, I take that back, the dead fish has ten times his personality.


  15. El Guisto says:

    They are the type of people who find Crackers Keenan’s hemaroid’s amusing.


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