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Phwoar! Jennifer Byrne

In which Tom Whitebait endures the inevitable interview with Jennifer Byrne. It’s supposed to be about the new book, phwoar, but inevitably the talk turns to bloody Cliché Street again. The Interview “Phwoar,” he breathes, sinking back into his chair, feeling … Continue reading

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phwoar! Writer’s Block

Another excerpt from phwoar, where Tom Whitebait battles writing block in a fashion that could possibly be described by comparing it to that time he hooked two dolphinfish on the same handline in Boggo’s old stinkboat and then how afterwards … Continue reading

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Phwoar, Margaret River

Another excerpt from phwoar. Tom Whitebait finds himself in Margs for a book signing. He rolls off quickly towards Settlers Tavern, the chalkboard lists of coming attractions drawn in pastel colours of flowers, wreaths even, cast onto these slated waters, … Continue reading

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On the Bib’

Since nobody would publish our Booker compliant masterpiece phwoar, I might have to post some excerpts here for some kind of posterity. We find Tom Whitebait finishing the last section of the Bibbulman Track at Albany, dried Chiko Roll skins … Continue reading

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Stealers Weir

Mundaring Weir. Look lock and leave to be sure, but you don’t expect them to fucking steal the word weir! When I was growing up we all used to leave our weir signs unlocked! We were so innocent back then. … Continue reading

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The Man Booker Prizes committee writes


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More Press Outrage!

Shouldn’t this read “Written by The Lazy Aussie with two other bastards, one of whom was particularly work shy.”???!!! I’m going to join this Change.org petition to have him sacked. The work shy one. When he should be naming, he’s … Continue reading

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