Tag Archives: phwoar

Rooting on The Wrackline

Posted on February 20, 2022 by AHC McDonald

Tim Winton will deliver The Perth Festival Writers Week closing address Feb 2022. Images from The Sunday Times. Phwoar! He opened the Sunday Times. And Phwoar! Again! The magazine was chockers with quotes! And photos of him walking on the … Continue reading →

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Encouragement Award

Posted on July 31, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Another excerpt from phwoar, where Tom Whitebait judges “young smartarses” for the young writer awards. __________________________ Phwoar. Might as well get the Young Writer crap done as she heats up. “Get the juices flowing. Then get right back into his … Continue reading →

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Phwoar! Jennifer Byrne

Posted on July 17, 2017 by AHC McDonald

In which Tom Whitebait endures the inevitable interview with Jennifer Byrne. It’s supposed to be about the new book, phwoar, but inevitably the talk turns to bloody Cliché Street again. The Interview “Phwoar,” he breathes, sinking back into his chair, feeling … Continue reading →

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phwoar! Writer’s Block

Posted on July 13, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Another excerpt from phwoar, where Tom Whitebait battles writing block in a fashion that could possibly be described by comparing it to that time he hooked two dolphinfish on the same handline in Boggo’s old stinkboat and then how afterwards … Continue reading →

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Phwoar, Margaret River

Posted on July 8, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Another excerpt from phwoar. Tom Whitebait finds himself in Margs for a book signing. He rolls off quickly towards Settlers Tavern, the chalkboard lists of coming attractions drawn in pastel colours of flowers, wreaths even, cast onto these slated waters, … Continue reading →

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On the Bib’

Posted on June 29, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Since nobody would publish our Booker compliant masterpiece phwoar, I might have to post some excerpts here for some kind of posterity. We find Tom Whitebait finishing the last section of the Bibbulman Track at Albany, dried Chiko Roll skins … Continue reading →

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Stealers Weir

Posted on March 22, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Mundaring Weir. Look lock and leave to be sure, but you don’t expect them to fucking steal the word weir! When I was growing up we all used to leave our weir signs unlocked! We were so innocent back then. … Continue reading →

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The Man Booker Prizes committee writes

Posted on November 20, 2015 by rottobloggo

Cunts.    

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More Press Outrage!

Posted on November 13, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Shouldn’t this read “Written by The Lazy Aussie with two other bastards, one of whom was particularly work shy.”???!!! I’m going to join this Change.org petition to have him sacked. The work shy one. When he should be naming, he’s … Continue reading →

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phwoar!

Posted on October 19, 2015 by AHC McDonald

We have written a book! Attempting to get a publisher. AND, we have just passed 5 million views on the blog! https://theworstofperth.com/phwoar/

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