Brown

A haunting scene from the western suburbs by WGG.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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15 Responses to Brown

  1. NF#1 says:

    Needs more work than I’m prepared to give, yet, arguably, I have my mojo back:

    Hair Colour and Body Care

    Said the lady to her hairdresser:
    “Darling, au naturel”
    But was shocked at the procedure
    And no less by the smell

    The matron to the salon wench:
    “I demand a pedicure”
    Not imagining for a moment
    To involve human ordure

    Julie Bishop to her stylist:
    “Wax my private places”
    She glowered as the air grew foul
    And undermined her graces

    The debutante cries out:
    “Make me attractive to the wealthy”
    Yet once treatment is completed
    She’ll have to be more stealthy

    Trophy wife implores consultant:
    “O save my sagging tits”
    Handed out two thousand bucks
    To have them filled with shit

    What they all have learnt now
    Is the vanity of all
    Despite private schools and yacht clubs
    There is always nature’s call

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  2. Orbea says:

    #adelecarlentgreen

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Could spray on tanning have originally been inspired by Perth bore water stains?

    Spooky huh?

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  4. Rong1 says:

    The photo depicts a sample hair colour for Ginge Minge

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  5. GivDBird says:

    Charcoal tablets should do the trick.

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  6. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    DFOC’s back at the Library again.

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