Now my mind knows that Outrage Cohen drives a Honda Jizz, but my heart always sees him in a clagged Sigma, with the Starion donk pouring home brand sump oil onto the driveway of a burnt out Claremont Council forecourt. However, maybe there’s a new paradigm. I’ve always equated Port Adelaide with Freo Thunder, except that Port have like won stuff. There’s the same retarded underclass with the bad hair and the misguided entitlement complex, the only difference being that Port has, you know won stuff. But, who wouldn’t be outraged? By NF#1.


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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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14 Responses to Outraged

  1. NF#1 says:

    Inglewood Coles carpark, BTW. DFOC has much to answer for.


  2. Plonka says:

    Um, at the risk of sounding completely paranoid and self centred (and brining down the tone of this blog), I’m wondering if I am the “bloke trying to steal mojo”?. If not, then i apologise for writing this and I’ll get back in my box. If it is I to whom you refer, then I’m really not a mojo thief. Nor am I a bloke. I am most definitely a woman. Plonk a is my dogs name, although she is also female…it’s a longish story. I stumbled across this blog and laughed and laughed. Thought I’d join in. I have a very embarrassing confession to make. I have never blogged before now (I’m in my 40’s) and so I have no working knowledge of the etiquette. Having said all that, and please forgive me if I’m way off the mark, is it still ok for me to play?


  3. Rolly says:

    Never mind, Plonka, you’re much in the median age group for this load of garbage: Unlike myself, who puts in the occasional touch of sanity in this otherwise crazy world, and dutifully raises the age average with my presence.
    Too aged and decrepit even for an old Baravan; which is soon to be disposed of due to lack of use.


  4. petef says:

    Can concur. NF#1 definitely a man.


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