The Cash Nexus

Saw a “Marxism, why don’t we give it one more try?” poster at Curtin, but an ad pinned nearby shows that the spirit of capitalism cannot be broken. If it was a rolly, they might be taking control of the means of production. A 4 day Marxism conference? Now that’s one event that really WILL be all about the rooting.

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151 Responses to The Cash Nexus

  1. Richarbl says:

    I am predicting this rally will be undercapitalised


  2. septic says:

    They spent all the mullah on pink posters. As least we know there’ll be some form of rooting.


  3. Gregoryno6 says:

    “Opening night: Capitalism, Crisis and Revolt in the 21st Century.”
    Don’t forget: Marxism, Misery, and Mass Murder in the 20th.


  4. I wonder if that cigarette has been snapped up yet.


  5. WAtching says:

    I notice the Pinko poster is “Curtin Student Guild- Poster Approved.”

    I hope this new approval process doesn’t put the kybosh on the creativity of our Country Cousins.

    Stick this in your politbureau and smoke it…


  6. Bento says:

    John Fucking Pilger. Imagine my surprise.


  7. shazza says:

    I wouldn’t want to be driving around Melbourne in a Bentley for those four days.


    • rolly says:

      I wouldn’t be wanting to drive around Melbourne in anything, at any time.
      Talk about a major traffic planning fail.


      • BJReplay says:

        Hey, especially when it rains – we forget how to drive. Gridlock this evening.

        We need a Worst of Melbourne, but for the moment, I’ve got to live vicariously.


        • Bento says:

          Melbourne doesn’t have the delusions of grandeur nestled against the reality of petty, insular mediocrity to support a Worst blog.

          And you don’t have TLA.

          Or Darch.


  8. rolly says:

    I’m still convinced that Groucho had a better handle on matters of social reality than Karl ever did.


  9. David Cohen says:

    A long weekend Marxism love-in!

    I’ve called my travel agent already.

    The class struggle! The abolition of working class unpaid labour! The means of production in collective hands!

    How could there be any time for rooting?


  10. Onanist says:

    I note that the conference is scheduled for the Easter weekend.

    Won’t most of the uni students be holidaying down at their parents’ houses on the Mornington Penninsular?


  11. my ning says:

    Dear P Nurry

    At first blush (which is the colour of the poster in fact) I find it impossible to fathom that a Chavez-loving leftie like Pilger can even be allowed back in Australia. Like that holocaust denying nazi lover David Irving, he should be banned.

    Has he written endless twaddle about walks around Allen Park musing over things like the potato board, ABBA and alien perceptions of what life in Swanborne must be like?

    Will this dimwit ever write countless (not to mention repetitive) diatribes about Kevin Rudd and his failed climate change aspirations?

    Furthermore, do people come up to him in coffee shops with the newspaper articles that he’s written for autographing?

    Does he do much cutting and pasting? Ands even when he does, is it noticable?

    The answer to all of the above is no! All this bolshie layabout does is write books, make the odd video about places under military occupation and go on about social injustices in the world. Hardly the stuff of good columns.

    In fact it’s enough to make me want to puke.

    And what the fuck are they doing with a speaker from Palestine? Gramsci wasn’t a Palestinean – I don’t even think he was an enclave-creating Muslim. Yet he had three – yes count them – three levels of hegemony. I doubt even Pilger has two.

    As for women’s liberation, forget it. All I need is three names – Alannah McTiernan, Pauline Hanson and Julie Bishop – to write about womens’ issue without look like a misogynist.

    Oh, of course there’s Condi Rice, and that’s when I can write in nig nog speak and pretend I’m being a satirist rather than a racist.

    Yep – I’m about as far from the left as one can get. Needless to say I won’t be going. Easter is all about red wine and choccies – not struggling workers.


    • skink says:

      I did enjoy Mozza calling Barnaby Joyce a blowhard, and then attempt a hand-brake turn in the middle of his article to somehow make it about climate change.


    • Pfortner says:

      “Comrades!” he cried. “You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organization of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples.”


  12. shazza says:

    Kaiku 6075:

    Engels turns in grave
    Why is Marx always the fave?
    Recall me comrades?


    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      Yeah Shazz , Engels did some excellent work keepin the Marx show on the road, as well a his own contribution to the science.”The Condition of the Working Class in England in 1844″ is still a classic.


      • skink says:

        I was born a Bakunin man and….


        • Bill O'Slatter says:

          References given to the Theory stream at the conference :
          “The Meaning of Marxism” pp.48-69 by Paul D’Amato
          “An Introduction to Marxist Economic Theory” by Ernest Mandel
          “Marx’s Capital” by Ben Fine and Alfredo Saad-Filho
          “A Crime Beyond Denunciation: The Marxist Theory of Capitalist Crisis” by Sandra Bloodworth

          Only Bloodworth is speaking however .


  13. septic says:

    Speaking of posters, I would be obliged if someone could post some photos of the latest Community Newspaper Group wrap-around cover ad for Channel 9.

    As if a full-page front and back ads respectively touting Top Gear and Nine News (“Exclusive – It’s a NINE letter word”) weren’t enough, the page folds out to show a double-page “Channel 9 2010 Hall of Fame”.

    This has to be seen to be believed.


    • orbea says:

      well I’ve downloaded all seven episodes that Channel nein are crowing about, Top Gear isnt as funny as it used to be


      • septic says:

        So Top Gear has now gone into negative funny?

        Your suggestion that TG is or was funny is the funniest thing I’ve read all day!

        Glad to see you’re not using your downloading allowance for porn, except car-porn that is.

        Clarkson: “I’m driving really really fast now…. hwhhhh”.


  14. septic says:

    The Third Way is THE way; that way, you get the best of both sides of politics.


  15. orbea says:

    Remember when Tony Blair was crowing about third way politics?

    Grauniad third way.


  16. Just a few more comments on a couple of posts to make it 3 in a row with 100 comments. More outrage for Marx. More irony for the bag lady.


  17. Onanist says:

    Jesus, still only 96 comments.

    Ok, last night I watched Poh’ Kitchen and decided to move my crush from Myf Warhurst to Poh.

    I am 100% sure that I prefer to have my salad tossed by Poh :)


  18. shazza says:

    Myf? Really Onnie? I had you pegged as more a Kerry Anne Kennerley type. You know, blonde and vivacious.


  19. Snuff says:

    Thank f*ck that’s over. And so in our wanderings we discover yet another form of worst … comments devoted to attaining an arbitrary number.


  20. Onanist says:

    Despite being partly responsible, I can’t shake the feeling that this thread became sadly frayed, towards the end.

    However, I can pinpoint the moment when the rot set in:

    The Lazy Aussie
    Yes they do archive the comments, so let me say “I knobbed Jeny Satan future cunts! I also killed Mainy.”


  21. CB One says:

    Back to the poster, I haven’t seen any of these at UWA. If they were here, they’ve probably been plastered over by O-week posters. Daryl Braithwaite is the entertainment for UWA. I’m not too sure if that’s ironic cool or not. It might be if they’re selling PBR’s.


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