Tag Archives: fremantle

Sans Gloves

Last post by me for a couple of weeks. Strange feeling. Looking forward to texts sent to me in China saying “You need to delete and ban. they are out of control! Naked chicks on trains! Fat rolls under white … Continue reading

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Your parking sucks

By Pete F. Fremantle Sailing Club. Obviously.

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Outrage Sunday 39 hit me baby one more time

Saw Oz Day fireworks at Freo yachtie central. Instinctively thought I should be patiently assembling thoughtful montage of abandoned/broken/violated esky lids, with wine-bottle dropping topless lesbian stiltknitters in the hempy background – but couldn’t be bothered, as I knew I … Continue reading

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Fur Real

Pete F again in Fremantle is in awe at shopkeeps trying to sell fur hats with earflaps and sheepskin scarves in a Perth summer. You could live your whole life in Perth and not need such headwear. Perhaps they were … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 32 crouching tiger, hidden nurries

Festive fare: will you be getting a shaver in your Christmas sac? It’s taken this guy 10 months to get from Nollamara to Midland: Young David Bell at Teh Voice isn’t carving turkey on December 25: I would buy Krazy … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 181

Mark R has a lovely addition to the Pizza Showtime thread. Noone has found a Firm keyring yet have they?                   Bento saw that Jesus jockeys want their hearts spring cleaned. Margaret … Continue reading

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Honour The Flat Cat

Tristan H submits Flat Cat, with the added bonus of  ute with spotlights and Red Rooster rampant. Let me just throw P.’s HONOUR STUDENT!!!! Volvo into the mix. I’ll wager that the honour student insists on being dropped off 5k’s … Continue reading

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One Wheeled Trouser Snake

SaltySuzy saw a unicycling juggler on a train out of the city. The most incredible part is that it wasn’t on the Fremantle Line! Is Freo spreading its juggling unicycle tendencies to Crabtown via the Mandurah Line? Improved public transport … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 175

More words from the Booker nominated. By NataliaFan#1. I would have gone with Signs of Wife and made it a sequel to Run for Your Wife. Could run at The Regal for months. More CHOGMabilia from Orbea. More chalking on … Continue reading

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Rex racked and sacked

By Matt. Didn’t seem much point in blurring the licence plate. Won’t be too many tributes to gods evolutionary Lolapalooza driving around. But, this is Fremantle, so anything’s possible apart from civic pride I suppose. A T Rex with giant … Continue reading

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