To all my street art friends…

Shazza has been grandmaster worst this week. Not only working country readers over with her hegemony stick, (Could those B&S commenters really have been so dumb?) but she has also sent me two superb worsts from Fremantle. Here is the first one, the sinister but hilarious  message to street artists. I assume this means stiltwalkers and balloon twisters as well. Love it. Great work Shazza.  I love that it seems to be challenging street artists to do better.


About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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111 Responses to To all my street art friends…

  1. monkeypants says:

    what does “little sad firm” members mean? my immediate visual was small red savaloy sausages.

    It was nice however that the sign off was ” cheers”. Always good manners to close off a threat with a pleasantry.


  2. phreestyle says:

    I love the final sting in the tail. A warning plus a damning critique of their artistic prowess. That’s like spiting on your shoe before kicking someone in the head.


  3. stu says:

    appalling abuse of quotation marks


    • Bento says:

      Maybe the writer’s name is Warne? In which case, that’s a sweet gag, right there. And is the crew perhaps the LSF, and the writer has made up their own acronym?

      A truly excellent Worst shazza. Unfortunately, you’ll never be able to compete with the train-wreck fascination of baiting hayseeds. Although this hat-wearing farting dog does sound intriguing…


  4. This excellent worst has also been swamped by Bumkin Bacchanalia.


  5. curious says:

    we could, of course, just ignore them, they’ll get bored and go find somewhere else to inseminate.


  6. Rolly says:

    This week’s sports spectacular.

    The Grand Final.

    Metrocentric Twats vs Belligerent Bumpkins.


    • satay steve says:

      Metrocentric Twats are paying $1.02. Unless somehow the bout spills over into the real world, then my moneys on the country chicks.


  7. simon says:

    Its my truck “.And i did not wash it off “<that was CBC freo boys, year nine after they read it out loud too there mates ,After i caught them,CHEERS !!!


  8. Snuff says:

    I’m sticking with B&Stards, Rolly.


  9. TASHI says:

    This is my husbands truck….. So tell me what, “nerd or Geek” goes around our suburbs looking for unusual and strange “things” and thinks it’s so cool and funny, at someone’s else’s expense. You are a sad bunch of lonely twats!!!!!

    PS yes my husbands grammar is poor but he earns a F##K load more money than you will ever see in your life time!!! Not you Greg. CHEERS


  10. AmOs JoNeS says:

    yo wassup b*****
    yo teasin my dads truck
    well you can go stik it up ur ass
    u r all a bunch of TWATS!
    u need to get a bludy LIFE!



  11. curious says:

    is there a full moon or something?

    this place is full of crankies.


  12. TASHI says:

    Excuse my stupid immature son….


    In the future ask before photographing our property. Our mobile number is now on this web site for all the NERDS and GEEKS to read…… THINK ABOUT IT…… Have you nothing better to do????

    As this truck is constantly being targeted with smashed windows and graffiti. You have managed to expose our property and details. You have also managed to invite many other “taggers” to graffiti our truck even more. Now their tags will be on the world wide web for all their sad little firms!!!!!

    Please let us know where to send the cleaning bill for next time!!!!

    By the way nothing is more tacky than your silly little game!!!


    • shazza says:


      I was on my way to the Sustainability Fiesta when I saw the truck – not cruising around with nothing better to do.

      I have exposed nothing. There are no details telling people where to find this truck. Although perhaps you should thank me for the free publicity the business is getting.


    • Bento says:

      Um, Tashi, additional tags will only become visible if another photo is taken. We do not yet have the technology to magically add them to an existing photo, although I understand Google Maps are working on it.


  13. Richarbl says:

    I’m with Shazza on this one, there is no such thing as bad publicity. If feel the need for a truck to dump a load of topsoil somewhere then I know who to call.
    Not sure about the son though, anyone who “talks” like that can’t possibly any good with a shovel.


  14. shazza says:

    The truck was parked on the street, for all the world to see.

    I, and I think all my TWOP comrades, are in full support of Simon’s crusade.

    Glad to have you on board Richarbl.


    • Frank Calabrese says:

      I agree Shazza, TASHI is unaware about taking photographs in public places , and her private property ends at the fence.

      I’ll bet she’d be complaining to Ch 7 if Hubby’s truck was caught in shot when filming a crime story in the area .


  15. NVLII says:

    Greg, TASHI, this is “Dave” here. You owe me over a thousand dollars for that last “concrete” job. Call me on 0417 942 192, before I tag your truck again. You have been “warned” cheers.

    The firm has a way of “dealing” with “people” like “you”, Greg.””


  16. Ljuke says:

    What the fuck is going on? Who is Greg?


  17. TASHI says:

    We don’t want any free publicity, particularly on this website.

    And to you all out there, no I am not from the “Country”.

    Shazza, are you happy now with what you have started. I pointed out to you, that people now know personal details without our consent to allowing you to post our photograph of our truck. All good and well with the close up. And thank you for the support of your fight against un-just in the community. But why did you have to post the shot of our business name and mobile number??????

    This is what has upset us most!!!!! And as for NVLII’s comments , no wonder we are concerned. Your all very sad and boring people.

    Shazza, one last thing I too was at the sustainability fiesta and now thanks to you we will probably have to scrub our truck with toxic chemicals this weekend.

    Please extract this photo!!!!


    • Bento says:

      Tashi – your mobile number is displayed on a truck, which drives on public streets. I’d suggest your ‘personal details’ are pretty much already in the public domain, no?

      You seem to have missed the point that everyone here thinks Simon is a champion. Greg too, apparently.


      • Frank Calabrese says:

        And I’ll hazard a guess it will be listed in the Electronic White Pages on the net as well.

        No wonder business people in the main vote Liberal if this is the mental capacity they have.


    • curious says:

      and i thought the other thread was fun.


    • Guys, this is a public notice on a truck that drives around in the public. If you didn’t want it displayed to the public, why is it written up for everyone to see? The message is also written TO the public. it also appears to be a challenge street artists. I don’t see how you can blame me if it is shown in public. Isn’t that what you wanted? But as I see, email me if you have any concerns.


  18. NVLII says:

    Its all good Tashi, Greg gave me a call, we will sort it out tomorrow.

    PS, are you Italian? Because I don’t really want to with an Italian concrete company.


  19. simon says:

    Lots of people view this site . Now i will be targeted, by graffiti Vandals yet again ,as Shazza gave out our suburb earlier i did not want my details on this web site , My details are for my work not
    for Shazza to play silly games with please think about it ….as for you Shazza you know where we are please feel free too drop in and discuss it


    • Bento says:

      You don’t think maybe your message, written on your truck, and including a direct challenge, might have made you a bit of a target, too?


    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      Why don’t you “think” about it Simon. Whether or not your truck is tagged will have absolutely nothing to do with its image on this website. Zero , zilch , nada . Incidentally , as you point out, there’s good graffiti and bad graffiti.


    • shazza says:

      Simon I have no idea where you live. The truck was parked on the street.

      Liked by 1 person

  20. margeryx says:

    A ‘sustainability fiesta’ sounds a bit like something metrocentric twats would attend. No offence.


    Liked by 1 person

  21. Bento says:

    I feel one day we will look back on these as the glory days of TWOP. This has been truly spectacular.


  22. tashi says:

    Bento – Yes my husbands mobile number is displayed on his truck driving around Perth Metro but we chose to display his mobile number but we have not chosen to display it on the internet.

    And to Frank Calabrese, you think you have guessed correct in our mentality but your wrong!!!

    Our details are not on the electronic white pages or any other public phone book.

    And one last Bento I think everyone here has missed the point. Yet again we will be repairing damage to our truck. So how have you helped the situation??????


  23. simon says:

    i will let you know at 4 am when i leave to go to work, as it happens at night and weeekends.

    O and Bill O’Slatter I’ll let you know on the weekend whether it is tagged due to this image….


  24. Richarbl says:

    For fucks sake tashi get over it!
    I strongly doubt that you will receive any more tags as a result of your trucks exposure on this website.

    Besides, maybe it is possible that someone tagged the truck because of its shabby appearance. Why don’t you use some of that money you bragged about to give it a fresh coat of paint.
    And while you are at it, paint the bastard a new and interesting colour, lord knows the city is full of rusty white trucks.


  25. B.T. says:

    Have a look at… it’s an American site, but graffit is a worldwide problem.

    A hint from the website…

    Make every effort to keep the appearance of your property clean and neat. According to the Los Angeles Police Department, an exterior appearance that suggests apathy and neglect attracts vandals. Littered parking lots, graffiti, broken fences, overgrown landscaping, and poor lighting all send a message to vandals that business owners are not attentive or do not care about the business.

    Good luck with your fight against the graffiti vandals.


  26. Snuff says:

    I bet the tag said AmOs JoNeS.


  27. Cassie says:

    Love how another country connection is made…

    Maybe the truck was @ Inseminators B&S and some redneck attacked it???


  28. shazza says:

    I notice the ‘tidy up’ of pic and blurb TLA.

    I hope Simon, Tashi and Greg will feel OK with what remains. (And I sure as hell hope that other shot I sent is not their house.)


  29. Bento says:

    Nick Catania?


  30. Cookster says:

    Simon, I agree. When TLA ran a photo of me earlier this year “the firms” came out in force and targeted me in my sleep.

    I woke up the next morning and I was tagged from head to toe. Someone called ‘WikedAmos’ had even used my substantial abdomen as the site for a mural.

    Every day now I face the morning routine of high pressure hose and scrubbing brush. If I ever catch them, I will most certainly make them cry.


  31. Richarbl says:

    Dear Tashi, Simon and Greg, hows your truck?

    Has it been emblazoned with mindless graffiti as predicted or has this episode been your fifteen minutes of fame?

    Best Regards R.

    ps; Feel free to tell me to get fucked


  32. simon says:

    use a art line or what ever , like i say i hope you can clean it , and shazza you know where we are so you know it is not our house ,And i do not need 15 mins of fame , keep you posted on vandal art front .but fuck me its friday ?? cant you lot be busy some where else


    • phreestyle says:

      Simon, you are a poet.


    • shazza says:


      I hope you have noted the change of photo and text to allay your concerns.

      Furthermore, you say I know where you are so I know it is not your house. I suppose you are referring to the letterbox on todays thread, but once again I tell you. I have no idea which house is yours.

      Simon, seriously. I understand how stressful it can be to experience vandalism. I once lived in Hilton. But I think you guys need to take a step back for a minute and realise that posting pics on this site is not in any way responsible for any further damage that may occur to the truck. You clearly feel that your privacy has been invaded, and for that I apologise.


  33. Richarbl says:

    I guess I could ask the same about you Simon, me personally I am stuck somewhere on the West Coast being paid a stupid amount of money to put a gas plant together and have nothing better to do than bait my friend skink and see how much graffiti your truck has collected since Friday.
    A pisstake for sure but I am simply curious to see why you are following this blog so closely if you not concerned about your fifteen minutes of fame.


  34. poor lisa says:

    I completely missed this entire thread due to trying to study. I don’t understand what TASHI, Greg and Simon are worried about. Someone will read graffiti online that is on their truck in the street? The country people have more of a genuine grievance in my view.

    I think we might need a special Shazza t shirt!


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