Peace for Northam

Posted on March 1, 2016 by AHC McDonald

This job was so inept, I had suspicions it was professional. Part of some Northam vibrancy collective. But. No. what peace will Northam ever get?



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Photo Op

Posted on February 29, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Most photographers go to Coogee Power Station to get very boring shots of the graffitied interior. Boy are those shots played. Please stop taking them. Blow-in has wisely documented the beautiful belly up fish and tyre tableau outside. I think the fish have died from spray can poisoning. Nice work.  

    
 

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Outrage Sunday 237 Teh Rapture

Posted on February 28, 2016 by rottobloggo

Like a thief in the night, and daylight! The Rapture started on Friday. “The heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with vibrant heat; both the earth and the works that are in it will be burned up.” See you at Tribulation Cafe if you’re not taken.  

    

 
   
 

 

 

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100 Flanges

Posted on February 26, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Went to 100 objects from the British Museum exhibition. Some great things. Surprising lack of C&B over 4000 years. There’s this from Ancient Greece. Isn’t it facing the wrong way for that period? I didn’t think they were that flange compliant back then. I wanted to turn it round to display the verso. in any case, the exhibition very good. 



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Blow Bars

Posted on February 25, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Two small bars. One Charing Cross, that serves piss and shampoos. One in Bondi Junction that does not. By Vincent.  

   

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The Fringe is played

Posted on February 24, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Speaking of hubs and nodes. I’m declaring the Fringe Festival totally played. The surprising 5 minute shows and edgy performances are gone, and it’s all so predictable. Even the mermaids aren’t attracting children  – or fathers any more. And what’s with this rubbishy Hub? Glass? Has there been a single drink served in glass at the whole event? It’s finished. Let your grandmother know for next year if she’s spared for that long. 



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Transport Hub

Posted on February 23, 2016 by AHC McDonald

By Cimbali, Mt Helena.helenacu helenawd

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Keep Off

Posted on February 22, 2016 by AHC McDonald

You can take my cold dead shrub from my cold dad registered lawn. By NF#1. Embleton.  

 

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Outrage Sunday 236 smoke a cone

Posted on February 21, 2016 by rottobloggo

I’m sure they don’t mean a traffic cone, either. It is one of the fragrances of the beautiful harbour city, along with sheep shit, patchouli, hair oil, exhaust fumes, suppurating tuck pointing, burnt coffee, and the roistering sizzle of cunac doodles on the Weber. IMG_2311

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Animal, vegetable, or mineral? Krazy Kym was baffled at this…item in her Maccas three weeks ago. I took it up to the manager and she said she would get a report done. We agreed she would call me back with the verdict – i.e., what was this…chewy thing that felt and tasted a lot like plastic? We are still waiting. Perhaps there’s a long queue at the ChemCentre? IMG_2252
This is a versatile family: they were in not one but TWO Western Suburbs Weakly ads, on the same page. After their legal appointment, they popped across and had a group MRI. stockpic
Outrage Sunday: he’s Makavellian in his outlook! See you at the Writers Festival. IMG_2356

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Best of Twitter

Posted on February 19, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Haven’t had a compilation of TWOP Twitter Gold for a while, although some say Twitter, like The Fringe Festival, is played.

Collie pins hopes on Incest Museum as brown coal’s future looks bleak…

Perth sushi train speeds “a joke”- State Govt limit on sushi train speed of .02kmh should be lifted to the Japanese standard of 25kmh an ECU…

Tim Minchin unrepentant as he helps abuse victims face Pell in Rome – home to 38,000 sex deprived priests. “It will be fine,” the comedian a…

Prominent sexologist “forgets where you put it” after head injury. Up to 8 hours a day of pornographic rehabilitation will be needed to reco…

“Jazz hands” critical in early humans struggle against Neanderthals. Complicated gestures not changes in climate or prey were the difference…

Robot priest not the solution to child abuse – Vatican. An electronic bishop developed by ECU can be easily hacked by pedophiles says WIRED…

“Shout At The Pussy”, Roger Moore’s 1985 autobiography is to be made into a movie starring Jude Law…

Refrigerated glory holes to be Perth Fringe sensation. Controversial liquid nitrogen cooled “holes” sponsored by Wesfarmers for 2015/16 Frin…

Continental breakfast may have Central Asian origins – Study. Europeans have described as “junk science” ECU research claiming Kazakhstan is…

River shark tagged, burnt. A bull shark seen in the Swan River got more than it bargained for as Guildford vandals graffitied and set it on…

US sausage roll craze distorts wood market. Woodchips once destined for paper mills are being converted to sawdust for sausage roll fillings…

Court hears Dyson Air Blade masturbator “unrepentant.” “As long as you don’t touch the sides, what’s the problem?” The Guildford man was fou…

Offering only a 10cm diameter suppository option for medical marijuana would “weed out the beatniks” – Minister. “If they’re really sick th…

Tech news: Hangis of the future may “float in air”. Hover technology will move traditional hangis out of the ground and into the space age…

 New citrus breeding techniques now make it possible for women to “wee on the lemon tree”. The FemLem’s narrow bushy shape allows a urination…

Man who only wipes his arse with Wiener Schnitzels, “May never be prosecuted”. RSPCA officials were “powerless” to stop a Darch man from wip…

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