Spousal

Posted on March 11, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Bento notes that in Collie, where the Australian incest museum is soon to be built as coal tanks, the main local band is called  Sister Doll. Was Sister Spouse taken?

 

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The Damned

Posted on March 10, 2016 by AHC McDonald

There’s a cafe, which has a chilling display of missing persons. At first glance blush it appears to be a public service announcement for those with information regarding a large number of people who perhaps have been abducted or murdered overseas. Some may be fighting with ISIS, or may be their wives. It seems to be about families needing closure. However, what it actually is, is customers who have gone on holiday. It’s a bit like when idiots used to take copies of the Subiaco Post on holiday with them, in order to send in “zany” pictures of knobheads with The Post in Paris. Except with this time with an air of menace and despair. missing

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The Pedo on The Cake

Posted on March 9, 2016 by AHC McDonald

They did try to spoil the effect of the new City Library by polishing up the terrible statue of Pedo Stirling and putting it up outside the front door. I don’t know why they couldn’t have taken advantage of the building skips.

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The Fence of St. Paul

Posted on March 8, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Bunbarian had a road to Damascus moment. He was all set to condemn a half arsed fence, a relentless blue sky and some crappy palms in Bunbury, when he fell to the ground sobbing. He loved it all, and wouldn’t change it for anything. Yes. That’s what TWOP is about. You could cure a leper with  this shit. It would curdle the nurries of a London expat. Not worst. It’s terrible, yes. But wonderful.fence

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Swanville

Posted on March 7, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Celebrate the knobbing off of the Guildford Hotel (or was it knobbing out? Titting off?) with some Swanville legopener as seen by Pete F. And just because the knob is up, doesn’t mean you can burn the place. Don’t burn it people.knobmuscat

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Outrage Sunday 238 smoth sailing

Posted on March 6, 2016 by rottobloggo

On Rotto. The mainland was getting too scary. 

   
Don’t tell me what things aren’t. Tell me what they are. Apart from a family who had their bikes thrown off the jetty by some drunken yobbos, it’s been smoth sailing here.  

  

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Strap On Condiments

Posted on March 4, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Matt noted our report of minimal C &B at the 100 objects exhibition. He soothes the shock with a pic from The Met, (The Midland Met I assume).  Nice for some balsamic no?

   

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shit happened

Posted on March 3, 2016 by rottobloggo

Driver’s log! David ‘Jezza’ Bell strikes again. Man, I bet Bento is relieved teh Voice wasn’t around when he had his nocturnal poo outside the CBD pub. taxipoo

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Duchie No Pasaran

Posted on March 3, 2016 by AHC McDonald

 NF#1 was in Midland again. Did they mean ambition and enthusiasm do not pass this point? For Midland, I assume that point would be Guildford? 

   

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Perth City Library

Posted on March 2, 2016 by AHC McDonald

How strange for a new Perth building to be a not worst! The new library was lovely. Not entirely sold on the  outside, maybe timber rather than the granite, but it was good. Light and open. But a library must be judged by its contents no? Specifically you need to look at the Cussler Clancy ratio. Unfortunately there’s about a metre and a half of Cusdlers to a scant few Clancys. Yes, both are shit writers, but Cussler is an insult to reading. But the library location can help. One too many Cusslers and you can either drop in on She-Ra for a spot of Darjeeling, hit the reasury bars, or pray at the cathedral. Any choice is the right one. I joined on the spotT

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