The Fringe is played

Speaking of hubs and nodes. I’m declaring the Fringe Festival totally played. The surprising 5 minute shows and edgy performances are gone, and it’s all so predictable. Even the mermaids aren’t attracting children  – or fathers any more. And what’s with this rubbishy Hub? Glass? Has there been a single drink served in glass at the whole event? It’s finished. Let your grandmother know for next year if she’s spared for that long. 



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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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13 Responses to The Fringe is played

  1. Hazel says:

    my own dear MOTHER went this year…. to a show at the Court Hotel, nonetheless

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  2. GivDBird says:

    Do you spew in the general slot?

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  3. Bento says:

    I didn’t even know there could be 47 different kinds of burlesque.

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  4. El Guito says:

    I like the trash hub….da homes gonna no where’s ta get da glass for givin a good ol barmaids kiss

    Maybe next year a used tyre bank…for da trusty Colombian Necktie

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  5. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Trash? Trash you say? We have been overrun by Americans. What next, sidewalks? I fear for our precious Registered Lawns.

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  6. Blow-In says:

    Can I suggest skimpies night at the Merriwa Tavern? Same target audience (English tradies) the show is more edgy and plenty of beer.

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  7. Sir Bill International says:

    That the fringe is played might have more than a little to do with the old farts on the board,
    https://www.fringeworld.com.au/about/contact_us/

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