Yarn Bullshit Damns Subi

Posted on February 19, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Just when you thought Subiaco couldn’t get more flatline, there’s this. They are too pissweak to even yarn bomb now! Instead of actually knitting or crocheting, they’re just wrapping a piece of canvas around a tree now. Wot. Fuck. 



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Knobbing Off

Posted on February 18, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Check out Ray Sparvell’s classic “Nothing has happened still and again“, story on the Guildford Hotel. Although it seems the knobbing off ceremony is a little closer. I hope Outrage is on hand. Ta Bento.

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In the Waterbag

Posted on February 18, 2016 by AHC McDonald

By Anthony F. Location undeclared. At least it’s not fucking Corona.Ghetto-drinking

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You’re told Cockroach

Posted on February 17, 2016 by AHC McDonald

So perish all Parklet moguls. Pete F. Freo.  

   

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Beanless in the Valley

Posted on February 16, 2016 by AHC McDonald

White Gum Valley as rendered by Blow-In. Do I sense a relentless blue sky just out of shot? Black & Gold? Is that the one with the single bean floating in brine?

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unapposed

Posted on February 15, 2016 by rottobloggo

Teh WAToady on the spot with teh politics. What’s the latest on Alannah v teh SDTT? Wouldn’t it be a hoot if the Train Queen ran in Midland, where Michelle Roberts has a 0.1 per cent margin! Ms Harvey has a 17.3 per cent margin, so she will run essentially unapposed. Hat tip Bento. unapposed

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Fine Young FIFOs

Posted on February 15, 2016 by AHC McDonald

It had to happen. If WA can’t get Chinese workers, then children will have to do. And, depending on the age, there may  be a discount price for under 12s on the Telfer flight. By Gilly. In Cock-Burn. Home of the Cock Burn Thunder. And speaking of Cock Burn, apparently fights are breaking out over the name of the Thunder’s new digs. It will be called Requa Cockburn. Apparently the community wasn’t consulted. There were several alternatives, but surely it’s fairly easy to choose? DON’T GO FOR THE ONE THAT HAS COCK AND OR BURN IN IT! Requa Cock Burn. Jeezarse.fifo

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Outrage Sunday 235 all good

Posted on February 14, 2016 by rottobloggo

I was moved by this scene (which I reported in Teh Post): a house on its way to Wembley, stuck in Cottesloe’s Hawkstone Street. The movers were not expecting lamp posts to be so close to the road. I hope it got out OK. IMG_2296
All good for Claremont. Note the bus in the background, prowling for passengers, or ALP election candidates. I have no idea why someone would abandon such a fine piece of headwear. IMG_2191
Things are a bit vacant in Guildford. Or they were until details about Alfred’s venture went up. The burger and pea-and-ham soup people want to have a train carriage restaurant. The vibrancy! When Alannah is Premier every suburb will have one. Matt Keogh must be wondering if she will ever go away.IMG_2271

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McGowan Finished

Posted on February 13, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I’m calling it here. It’s all over for Mark The Slightly Damp Teatowel McGowan. Alannah is coming back to hang him gently on the dish rack. Her lukewarm support for Teh Towel all but confirms it. “Mark McGowan is a very healthy young man and I have every expectation his health will hold out until the election.”

His health. Ouch.

It’s over. His inability to make any headway against a bumbling government and a total nincompoop of a Premier makes it a surprise he’s lasted this long. FFS he lost ground at the last election. And he’s still mumbling.

At least he’s got his health I guess.

Mr McGowan

 

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Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef

Posted on February 12, 2016 by AHC McDonald

The Asia Beat returns

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“Mushy Mushy”, the Asian food blogger, (real name Kimberly Li) has infuriated top Singapore chef Johnny Cho.

Li, who through a medical condition can only eat food in liquid form, travels with a blender, reducing meals to a paste or slurry, which she eats, then reviews on her popular blog.

Li described the liquefied version of Cho’s Shrimp Mince, Orange and Tomato Tart as “Like a stale prawn cracker milkshake.”

Cho immediately jumped online questioning Li’s ability to judge food – particularly multi textured dishes. “It’s completely outrageous. You can’t judge a dish like this. She’s an idiot. I tried to have her banned before. I thought I had stopped it all when I wouldn’t let her plug in her blender, but somehow she had a battery powered one made up with the motor from a leaf blower.” Cho’s first attack on Li was quickly removed, as the Chef had…

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