All those Fruity Lexia parties we had, I have found, most of it was sad. All that wildness, all those laughs, all that puking our rings, the blowing up of the be-silvered bag, “splitting the infinitives” of the secretaries, the “play” dry humping of male colleauges… It’s as if it were were like the shining silver and gold paper on packages, but there was nothing inside, nothing. Zoltan Kovac, excerpt from retirement speech from the West November 2009.
It’s finally here. The 5 litre box of student leg opener that won’t go to your thighs! Even open thighs! And if your dog eats your lawn pizzas he can be fighting obesity at the same time as well! Ahh, I can still remember when 5 litres of Fruity Lexia was $4.99.
And Chris asks why can’t it be Tour OF Perth. Tour De Perth makes us sound like plonkers. Yes it does. Who is going to say Tour DE Perth without some shameful mumbling. Perthaps we can have L ‘Art Gellery De WA as well to add some vibrant ooshta. 
And bento saw the most vibrancy deficient house in Perth, where everything even the taps and hose fittings are painted the same drab colour.
And a lovely if poorly focused worst from Teh Cookster on Rottnest of what could easily be the worsterest cup ever seen by man or beast. Are those strings dishwasher safe? Or is it a jug? In any case, fucking horrible. Thanks Cookster.
Worst well everyone.
And1 from zippy just because apparently I never put anything up they send. I need to change email. I can’t highlight things in hotmail. I’m sure this is much gold I have in my inbox which would be just too hard to find. Zippy says…
The Worst of Perth 