Sorry this post has been a little cunctatious this morning. Melbourne is really making a laughing stock of itself with these world class facility barriers. We’ve already had a world class bucket, someone else (sorry I can’t find your email) sent one of a world class broken button, and now Hokusan sends in a world class crashed taxi that has run over people on the footpath. Hokusan also wants to make sure you see this website, Hot Chicks with Douchebags, which is fantastic. Also, don’t forget that the Dennis Lillee Queen sized matress is up for grabs. Owner wants to upgrade to a Merv Hughes. Anyone interested and I will pass it on.And Chris asks why can’t it be Tour OF Perth. Tour De Perth makes us sound like plonkers. Yes it does. Who is going to say Tour DE Perth without some shameful mumbling. Perthaps we can have L ‘Art Gellery De WA as well to add some vibrant ooshta. And bento saw the most vibrancy deficient house in Perth, where everything even the taps and hose fittings are painted the same drab colour.
Bento Says..Everything on this house is the one colour – chimney, doors, door locks, window boards, window frames, fence… Even the fucken tap is painted the same colour. Maybe they painted it with a cropduster. Never before have I gazed on such blandness. Apparently it is the oldest free-standing house in Mt Lawley. On Walcott Street, corner Gerald Street. And a lovely if poorly focused worst from Teh Cookster on Rottnest of what could easily be the worsterest cup ever seen by man or beast. Are those strings dishwasher safe? Or is it a jug? In any case, fucking horrible. Thanks Cookster.Worst well everyone.