Million Chong March Competition

Looks like a reasonable consensus is Saturday the 28th November, early evening at The Brisbane Hotel for a celebration of a million TWOP views.

Also announcing a competition for who can get a screenshot closest to a million. (For those with PCs, to get a screenshot it is usually Shift+Prtscreen to copy it, and you can then paste it into an image program or even word. Prtscreen is up in the top right.) I’m guessing the million will be hit between Wednesday and Saturday.

The prize will be some kind of TWOP merchandise, which the winner can choose, such as this wonderful Mandurah Canals Tee.manji

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64 Responses to Million Chong March Competition

  1. skink says:

    have you sent a personal invitation to Patti Patti?

    I’m not coming unless she is.

    Patti, this is your big chance

    handbags at three paces, to be filmed and sold to the Sunday Times.

    and did anyone notice that ‘quincunx’ was one of the answers to the quiz in Teh West on the weekend?

    It just goes to show the extent of the influence of this blog on the entire social fabric of this small fucking town.


    • G'day from WA says:

      And I got one out of ten thanks to looking up quincunx after you suggested it.

      I’m in Albany on the 28th, is the 10th December show still on?


    • chimpknickers says:

      well well well, i have a friend who was visiting a friend last week and they were having an evening gathering and a guest there knew exactly who you were skink –

      patti’s stalker according to them.

      this was of course pooh poohed by said friend, however the guest in question insisted that you had heartlessly picked on patti who is by all accounts a fine human being and unworthy of such vitriole.

      it’s a small world indeed. so by all accounts patti is a gem and you should all leave her well alone in her magnificence…….

      so there, take that!


      • skink says:


        I always rather thought she escalated it.

        as I have pointed out to Chong personally, the fact is that her editor has always known exactly who I am, and has spoken to me on the phone.

        at any point he could have chosen to moderate my comments, or banned me altogether, as he did with Sattler’s blog, or Chong could have contacted me directly.

        your friend who thinks she is a fine human being should perhaps talk to Cookster.

        still, it’s nice to have fans


  2. David Cohen says:

    Fantastic: I return from union business in Sydney that evening.

    I will get the union Learjet to land on Perth Oval and sprint to the venue at about 9.30pm.

    Will anyone still be there, or will they have been beaten up by bouncers/mugged by Patti/molested by garden gnomes and be in the East Perth lock-up/bottom of Hyde Park lake/RPH??


  3. shazza says:

    That depends on a few variables for me David.

    V 1) Babysitters
    V 2) What early evening actually means. Does it mean the same as late afternoon? Is that 5, 6 or 7pm?
    V 3) If any A listers are in attendance. Indian or Russian, I don’t mind.


  4. Cimbali says:

    Bugger – will be in Melbourne visiting Meccano and Golden1 et al.
    We will raise a glass to you all.


  5. NVLII says:

    “Million Chong March” is t-shirt worthy.

    Chong on!


  6. phreestyle says:

    Shit, fuck, bugger I will be in Indonesia between both of those dates.

    Ah well, I hope youse all have a good time.


  7. cookster says:

    Damn, the night after my work Christmas Party – two leave passes in one weekend is a tough ask. I might put on a TWOP-The Perth Files barefoot bowls day down at the North Freo Centre in December if I can’t make this gig. Anyone up for a lazy roll?


  8. Ljuke says:

    How’s the drink prices?


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