Lest We Forget our Muffins

Muzz Buzz in South Perth. Apparently chalked without irony. Submitted by Zoot Finster. I assume the cappucino foam frother was silenced for 2 minutes as well. And does that poppy have a touch of the Tiny Pinders about it? muffin

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86 Responses to Lest We Forget our Muffins

  1. shazza says:

    I hate it when I forget my Blueberry muffin and latte.


  2. Bento says:

    At the expiry of the Best Before date, and in the mornings, we will remember them.


  3. WAtching says:

    That’s what all the fighting was for…


  4. skink says:

    Dulce et decorum est pro patria edi


  5. David Cohen says:

    I didn’t give the cold steel to Johnny Turk so I could have coffee and muffin specials for more than $5.



  6. Ljuke says:

    Ah, Muzz Buzz. My nemesis. I went there one day and was greeted by this: “What can I get for you bad Katz?” I could tell by the tone of his voice that he’d spellt cats with a K and a Z. Anyway, you know they put straws in your coffee? Fucking straws. In fucking coffee.

    Me: “Can I have it without a straw please?”
    Muzz Buzz Kat: “Sorry, but we have to put the straws in.”
    Me (disbelieving): “What?”
    MBK: “Yeah. Store policy. We have to put straws in every coffee.”

    They should know not to piss off a person before they’ve had their coffee. It’s inhumane.


  7. skink says:

    Colin Barnett says: “fuck Tiger Woods, we’ve got the Busselton Ironman.”



  8. shazza says:

    Motor sports are our favourite? We really are a city of bogans. The occasional metrocentric being the exception.

    What about the Margaret River classic and World Pro? For the surfing bogans.


  9. Anonymous says:

    Wow. Such inspired presentation. The urge to go inside is almost overwhelming.


  10. The Legend 101 says:

    Forget means dont buy it.


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