Bento saw these fanged swandogs at the Pica Artist car boot sale. Not worst maybe? They do have a certain ooshta and nice intertextual Perth reference. 
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I like the swandogs, though they do look goatish to me. And one apprears to be sans ear. How much were these beauties selling for Bento?
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You know, I forgot to even look. I was in quite a rush to get away from the kettle drum players – that shit is only slightly less tedious than bongos, for mine.
I thought the swandogs were ace. I vote Not Worst.
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You bought them didn’t you?
I hope you consulted a danish architect about where to put them.
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A discunt on the missing ear I hope.
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Discunt?
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You heard me. I took a photo of a sign in a hotel in Wuhan China which I have lost, which offered a guest discunt in the disco. Discunt, dat cunt and de other cunt.
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For and on behalf of monkeypants (she is currently in Subiaco on Sea):
Was it a five finger (in) discunt?
I will spare you all the photo.
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thank goodness for small mercies.
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Dat’s di udder cunt.
Stoopid cunt.
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Those swandogs are going to make things a bit tight when all 5 of us are squashed onto the Juliet balcony at TWoP drinks. The latte maker might need relocating.
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Ok it’s tagged not worst.
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How are the drinks plans going, shazza?
Have you heard if we’re bringing our own corn chips?
Any information gratefully received…
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This is what I have so far.
Thurs or Sat.
The Brisbane or Bento’s juliet balcony. The latter now being unlikely due to recent installation of swandogs.
Year, month, time? Nothing.
My plan is to visit the Brissie each Thurs/Sat until I spot a group of likely looking lads and ladettes. I’ll be the one drinking Illusion cocktails directly from the shaker.
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with a straw?
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I find myself curious in regards to the invitational protocol Shazza.
Is this gala event limited to the so called “Ivory Tower Elite” or can us plebs join in the Illusion Delusion as well?
Surely I am not only one asking this question, its not cool to ask but it won’t worry me because I will be holidaying in Bali when the magical One Million Hits rolls on by.
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Whilst I would like to welcome all to my Ivory Dildo’s juliet balcony, the swandogs, latte machine, mound of boots, tyre swan, and 5 hardline TWOPpers would surely be all the ooshta we can handle, or there will surely be some sort of Ballajura-style collapse. I guess I have a 0.6Tp balcony.
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Most certainly no to the straw chaingedaile.
Richarbl, it’s not for me to say whose invited, but I suspect all are welcome. This is a blog of the people, for the poeple. Even fulminating whackjobs and intellectual lightweights are bound to be in attendance. I am sad to hear you will not be in joining us as I had planned to buy you a drink. I was also intending to buy Big Ram one after I beat at arm wrestling, but perhaps that won’t eventuate now.
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OK people I just reread that and I see how it exposes my tippsiness at 6.06pm no less. Any hoo, carry on.
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shazza, just pretend we still have daylight saving, it would be 7:06pm and being just tipsy means you’re not drinking fast enough.
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flynn,
I hope you come to TWoP drinks. I always enjoy your contributions. And this is your bestestest yet.
(p.s I miss DLS)
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Hi Shazza, thanks for the egalitarian response to my query. I think its good that all who have contributed to the site are welcome to share in the glory although TLA may have different ideas.
I am assuming that I will be still in Bali when the big number comes up but I will be back on 27 Nov and have a crazy idea of interest.
Perhaps we could have the party/soiree at my place.
Not so crazy, close to the train station, plenty of room for heaps of people, two laneways full of street art and a two pubs next door and not too far for Bento to stagger home. Hell, even snuff would be welcome and there is plenty of Winton for everybody!
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As if.
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I now think it will be Sat 28th November, proabably at Brisbane. Of course all are welcome. Bring your Pattis, your She-Ra’s your Zoltans. Your place Richarbl? Brisbane might be easier.
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Sounds like it will be a lot of fun TLA.
My offer is still open however.
If the gathering is to be on the 28 Nov then that is plenty of time to organise a party.
Gee snuff no need to be so snarky, I am quite willing to bury the hatchet to mark this monumentus occasion, how about you?
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If you read your comments you’ll easily find the answer to that question.
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I can only assume you are referring to my assumption that others where asking ‘who is invited?’
If so, it was merely an assumtion and nothing more.
Regardless, my offer was genuine and made in the best of spirits.
I usually put on a good party and I am quite comfortable in throwing open my home to everyone on this site because I genuinely thought it was a good idea.
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I am sorry you don’t seem to agree
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You are as thick as two short planks. If you want to know whether I’m “willing to bury the hatchet”, go back and read the abusive drivel you’ve written to me. It’s Friday night. I’m outta here.
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OK we are getting somewhere. Do you have a time in mind?
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any time the sun is over the yardarm is illusion time i think.
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Of course he is the only one asking this question, shaz.
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No I am actually serious.
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Name one other person who’s asked then.
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Asked what?
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This.
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You will have to make it clearer, skink called me a slowie one day and regretfully I come to the conclusion he is possibly correct.
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This whole thing is shaping up to be like Christmas with my relatives. Couldn’t be more excited. Wonder if I can sneak some homebrew into the Brisbane? My latest batch will be prime by then.
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A homebrew would interest me very much Ljuke. It would be un-Australian not to share.
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Ah, I remember the days when me & the housemates would stumble down to LAQ (BYO poolhall) on a Saturday morning and break out the homebrew, with pint glasses to lessen the sediment, of course. Good times indeed.
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BTW Bento:
Was gumnut art represented at the car boot sale?
If not, why not? There is your fucking outrage Cohen. Are we in danger of being over run by MT’s and their craftily disguised “attack dogs.”
Unfortunately my army of Gumnut Anzacs are disorganised and vulnerable at present…
I am worried about what the future holds…
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I believe googly eyed gumnuts looted the treasury and set fire to the red light district in Cairo in 1915.
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Has Gumnut Art been featured in this august journal?
Surely the artworks that fought for freedom deserve to be in the state library archives.
How about an oversized public art Gumnut?Colon Bayonet is clearly asleep (dead?) at the wheel.
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Does this count, WAtching ?
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are you not familiar with the kalamunda gumnuts?
unfortunately, i am.
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Someone should stick googly eyes on ’em. They are one of the Smiths less criminal works.
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Sorry folks. Please don’t think me un-cultured. I am just forgetful.
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if you can forget them you are a lucky man.
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You’d forget your kahunas if they weren’t screwed on.
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And what about macrame? You just don’t see enough of that around these days.
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… and where are the car boots ?
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Not only were there actual car boots, one opportunistic artist had put a price tag on their HR Holden. I’m not sure if the price included the bootload of googly eyed gumnuts they were hawking.
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I usually agree with you Shazza. But if my memory serves me well, Macrame profited greatly by it’s neutrality during the war.
Macrame does not deserve freedom.
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They remind me of Daleks.
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Concrete Swans for MT’s.
I am more interested in the fact that there is a red ghost in the background.
Didn’t realise that the “Cultural Centre” is haunted.
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It was opened by Brian Burke, so yes.
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So that’s Burkie in the red sheet sans Panama. You saw it here first, folks.
I was kind of hopinig it was an afghan camel train master who died in the bizzarre ooshta incident of 1892.
Typical… a glimmer of vibrancy and Burkie shows up…
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That’s no ghost, WAtching.
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Okay. I dig the Van Gogh reference, and I thought alan and Wolf may have been the models until I noticed they were NEKKID. And is it just me, or does Floyd’s “understanding” with Lowe’s seem a tad fractious ?
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Swandogs? I thought they were fanged Swangaroos.
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Snuff I will continue this thread at the end of the page because we have run out of replies.
I will easily admit that I have directed quite a bit of “abusive drivel” in your direction, there is no doubt that I have been somewhat nasty in some of my comments, that is entirely true.
It is also true that my abusive comments were out of character but more so a direct response to your consistent hounding of my posts.
For some months you have given me shit on a whole range of stuff, some of it warranted but mostly not. You have butted in when you had no right to and you have successfully screwed up a couple of my arguments for no other reason than your own entertainment and countless other examples.
Throughout this diatribe I have tried to deflect your criticisms, used humour, ignored your posts, asked questions, asked for explanations and even apologised for things I haven’t done or said. But your response has been to simply ignore all of this and to continue your harangue and then complain when I finally start to bite back.
To put this into context…If you own a dog and go out every day and kick it in the guts for months on end and then one day the dog rips your arm off, is it the fault of the dog?
No its not.
But this is the what we have between us and despite this unfortunate circumstance I have still decided to ignore being treated like that dog and welcomed you to my home for a party.
I am sorry you can’t see that.
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FFS, a bloke goes away for a couple of weeks, comes back to a ripping post about sabre toothed swan statuettes and then gets mired down in an online stoush that has one TWOP reader likening himself to a dog that’s been kicked in the guts one too many times…
So what’s the confirmed date for this get together?
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I’ll put a post up with the official date. Sat 28th november at Brisbane Hotel. Early evening.
Cookster, can we submit your gravatar to Hot Chicks with douchebags which s the link at the top of the post?
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I saw the Swandogs on display at Kurb gallery within the last fortnight… how quickly things go out of fashion… sigh.
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