Beechboro makes me want to die

Posted on June 21, 2010 by AHC McDonald

By David FO Cohen. Found in Beechboro McDonalds. Wordless I think.

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The Asia Beat

Posted on June 20, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Due to the popularity of the Asian tweets, I have decided to launch a new Asian News Service, The Asia Beat. Be the first to comment. Am leaving it unmoderated, which may suit this forum. Have also added The Asia Beat Twitter articles under the TWOP Twitter.

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The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Posted on June 20, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed  lately. Quite a productive Twitter week I think. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold. Some nice ones this week I think.

Christians mid range for penis size . A world religion survey finds Shintoist average the smallest organs while Animists /Voodo tied for largest pe…

Country towns fleeced. A group claiming to be Chinese Bush Poets from ShanXi scammed $50 000 of damper making equipment from 15 WA towns…

Vuvuzela horn fears scuppered OZ World Cup bid. Fears of 50 000 didgeridoos at Aussie World Cup matches convinced FIFA to block the bid…

Feeling 70, looking 90! Hoges reveals the amazing diet that keeps him looking like dried shit …

Chicken Doodle Soup, China’s most expensive dish. A broth requiring 100 000 rooster penises has outstripped a gold leaf & birdnest dish for…

Parents back Aussie teen’s bid to “Moon” every world leader. “She understands the risks, particularly in regards to Robert Mugabe but we…

Virgin Mary may have tried anal sex – theologian. Renaming her “Technical Virgin Mary” was “not practical” according to a Vatican spokesman…

“Rough textured vertical blinds.” Adele Carles tells us how she’ll stop Troy “wiping it on the curtains” in their new dream home…

Leda zoned to allow dumped corpses. With Gnangara Pine plantation at capacity, Kwinana Council has moved to make Leda the Sthrn corpse hub…

Claremont woman sues beauty therapist over anus bleaching. “The effect was like bad tie-dyeing. It was never going to be an oil painting but…

Singapore bans reverse cowgirl. Asia’s 3rd most popular sexual position is the latest casualty in Singapore’s drive to stamp out buttock…

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Weekend Worstoff 113

Posted on June 19, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Karmen saw this in Fremantle. Surely the Rocko can’t mean Rockingham? Could it? No. Really? Several people have sent me this, I can’t remember who. This latest version from Brad C. A dog does return to its vomit.And Pete F, is going mental with all the new poles at Leighton. “Poles!” He’s saying. “Poles, fucking poles.”He goes on to say, “Fucking poles! Poles! POLES!”

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Authorised by Dudley Park

Posted on June 18, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Some worst fans got to go to a Canning dinner for Alannah. Apparently she was suspiciously extremely intelligent-  ie, if she’s so fucking smart, why is she in a hole like Canning, covering some of Perth’s most crapulous suburbs? They saved me a balloon. Another suburb I’ve never heard of, Dudley Park? Google maps puts it in crabtown.

68 Cambridge Street Coonaroo QLD seems a sad place for such a proud balloon to have come from.

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Play Mistral for me

Posted on June 17, 2010 by AHC McDonald

A worst by Natalia Fan #1. Mt Lawley

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Dreamtime Doodle

Posted on June 16, 2010 by AHC McDonald

As good a time as any to get more doodles off my chest sts. First from Tristan H on the Beaufort Street Arrondisement. The later griffiteur was seemingly unsure whether Rolf Harris had a smoking willie coming out of his mouth or not, so just to be sure, added another. And one I took myself in Gooseberry Hill which has a dreamtime feel about it. Maybe an XRay style doodle would work?

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Sniff the doodle…

Posted on June 16, 2010 by AHC McDonald

“… sniff the doodle in love not given lightly,
Sniff the doodle and bleed for me…” VU

From unnamed. Possibly an MWZ. That could be WAtching’s signature on the forehead though. Hard to take your eyes off that nose doodle. Almost 3D. Nicely imagined and rendered. This is the first photo from the poor man’s Federation Square I have received I think. Thanks MWZ or whoever you are.

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Dead Bush Poet Society

Posted on June 15, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Thinking of starting a new T Shirt – Or a new society. Not sure if Gill sans Ultra Fuck off is the right font though.

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Dad’s dead, sell the chair.

Posted on June 15, 2010 by AHC McDonald

We’ve had some ugly chairs, and we’ve had some really ugly chairs, and some that are almost sublime in their ugliness. But this one is regal in it’s grand hideousness. Looks like they couldn’t wait for dad to cark it before putting it out on the verge. But that they are selling! it is a little rude. If it’s on the verge it’s free baby. Apart from your sister.

From Onanist, seen in Gwelup.

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