Some superb worsts are to be found at Todd’s Auctions in I think Maida Vale. Perhaps Forrestfield. These elephant chairs transcend hideous. They were also at the height of milking stols, so I’m not sure why you’d sit on them unless you and a couple of friends wanted to simultaneously milk a cow. Or goat. There was also the ugliest bed I have seen in some time. An interesting establishment. I remember being dragged there by the parents in probably 1972 or 3. I like it. I’ll be back again.
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Long time listener, first time caller. Yes Todd’s. My old hood. Think it is under the locality of “Forry”, for the time being. Unless I am mistaken there was a murder on the auction grounds, being of a domestic nature. Within that same calendrical year i am pretty sure that there was another murder a couple of cyclone fences away (Hawtin Road) Yes THE home of car on bricks
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Yes there was a murder at hawtin road. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx i knew the family as a child but have lost contact after school finished. the were a great family.
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Dude. The case is on austlii: having the names is fine.
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that bed is badass.
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So you were trawling through Todds on the weekend.
“Happy Mothers Day Mum. Sorry I didn’t wrap it, but the tusks kept ripping the paper.”
“Wow. Thanks…. Did you keep the reciept?”
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hmmm, those elephant chairs reminded me of these nut sack chairs – dual purpose maybe?
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Perhaps an elephant stool might make it easier for these guys.
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Cue poo jokes.
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Please don’t start- those chain puns just give me the shits
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Oh Scheiße: here’s the link—tried doing it on my mobile earlier:
The elephant stools might help these guys.
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BOT – fabulous video – bizarrely fascinating.
i found this one this morning and wasn’t going to post but now you’ve inspired me:
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Is that Mrs TWOP incognito by the bed?
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And Pa TWOP in the mirror at top right?
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No. Unknown bargain hunter.
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i do like the tape in arse crack detail.
i have spent many an hour in todds marvelling at the junk when i lived in the hills.
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Incorporating palmery into an interior shot is magnificent. Bravo.
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I shamefully admit I haven’t been keeping up to date with TWOP recently – have these dolphins featured yet?
https://theworstofperth.com/2010/05/10/elephantitightarse/#comments
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Oh, balls! Pasted the wrong thing :D
http://www.inmycommunity.com.au/news-and-views/local-news/-Dolphin-statue-proves-a-hit-/7556004/
Sorry :)
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Mother of god. They revolve under the influence of a gold coin?
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Oh no. The Smiths.
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wow, a statue commemorating dolphin’s propensity for pack rape.
how very progressive.
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Yes, rather than having the dolphins mounted, just holding fins would have been sufficient.
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the tech specs for anyone wondering how such a graceful artwork rotates
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Great copy:
“People are having photos taken, there are little stories (about the dolphins) flying round and it is a way of dealing with people’s grief (about the loss of the dolphins),” he said.
“There are many good things coming out of it.”
Hey, its been erected by the Rotary organisation, and it rotates !
Geddit?
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Must get down and do some video.
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Must get down and jam the mechanical workings
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With..? No I don’t want to know.
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But you did mean jiz right?
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at a pinch, some wet sand would do it
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Dolphin defence league.
href=”http://www.animalliberationfront.com/ALFront/ALFPrime2.htm” rel=”nofollow”>Tastes like chicken.
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ALF lock stuffing
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Albert speaks to a passenger at Currambine Train Station. Clearly his wife isn’t pulling her weight to be called a passenger on his own website.
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“Albert hires a Bouncy Castle for Beaumaris Primary School Fair.”
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UGH
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“Albert does part-time work with Australian Wildlife”
What is he doing to that koala ?
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where you bin hidin’ that chlamydia there kaola?
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Good photo there of him and Barnett staring at each other’s crotches.
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Indeed, ronggly, and … surely not.
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Albert gets his fucking pixie-cut feathered at a local salon
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‘Cecylia! Geddon the trayne ya little shit..’ etc.
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“Albert with students form Ocean Reef Senior High”(sic)
“Albert with Treasurer Troy Buswell.”
“Albert with Barry Courts jizz on his face.”
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what are albert and troy’s hands doing out of shot?
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“Albert terrifies local wildlife.”
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his wife appears in the doorknocking photo as well
===============
(JACOB and some of his MLA’s reflect on CECYLIA’s
Suburban progress. MEZ takes over many of the
MLA’s lines during this sequence and also adds
various comments of his own.)
JACOB:
People of Mindarie! I send you the Rainbow of Ocean Reef!
MEZ:
Kallaroo has fallen to the charms of Cecylia She can do what she likes–it doesn’t matter much
She’s our Lady of the Suburbs with the golden touch.
She filled a bull-ring–forty-five thousand seater.
But if you’re prettier than Krsticevic
That’s not hard.
Krsticevic’s reign in Carine should see out the naughties
So you’ve just acquired an ally who
Looks as secure in his job as you
But more important, current political thought is
Your wife’s a phenomenal asset
Your trump card
JACOB and MLAs:
Let’s hear it for the Rainbow Tour
It’s been an incredible success
We weren’t quite sure, we had a few doubts…….
MEZ:
Will Cecylia win through?
JACOB and MLAs:
But the answer is yes!
JACOB:
There you are, I told you so
Makes no difference where she goes
The whole world over–just the same
Just listen to them call her name
And who would underestimate the passenger now?
MEZ:
Now I don’t like to spoil a wonderful story
But the news from Vasse isn’t quite as good
She hasn’t gone down like we thought she would
Freo’s unconvinced by suburban glory
They equate Jacob with Troy
Can’t think why
CECYLIA: (in Kallaroo)
Did you here that?
They called me a passenger!
They actually called me a passenger!
AN OCEAN REEF ADMIRAL (MEZ):
But Signora Cecylia–
It’s an easy mistake
I’m still called an admiral
Yet I gave up the sea long ago
JACOB and MLAs:
Let’s hear it for the Rainbow Tour
It’s been an incredible success
We weren’t quite sure, we had a few doubts
MEZ: Dont’t cry for me Burns Beach and Iluka
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with a scent reminiscent of Tamala Park are you channelling Andrew Lloyd Weber?
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all through my wild days
my sad existentence
I kept my promise
don’t keep your Datsuns
Ikeep on typing
the
column
gets thin
though it seems to be boxing me in
It is an illusion and
not the solution TLA meant it to be
The textbox was here all the time
I href you and hope you href me.
Have
I drunk too much?
there is nothing left to drink with you.
but all you have to do is look at me to know every word is true…
etc.
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Nice, Mez!
If I am TWOP’s poet laureate, Mez is our resident librettist.
Did you have an accompanying tune in mind?
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nearly wept Mez
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Nice Arse.
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Ah.. just seen the portrait, obviously her better side.
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Not if you want to video it
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Apparently we can soon experience this wonder from the comfort of our browser, TLA, as “It is also proposed to have a live-camera feed with the possibility of 24/7 world exposure and operation (from internet donations) via the web.” I can hardly wait. It’s probably a safer option if Bento’s right, and it’s a sting to lure the culprits.
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These dolphins serve absolutely no porpoise.
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You kind of have to wonder about the manufacturer’s state of mind when this sort of thing turns up. RESIN stools in the form of musting elephants ready to trunk-gouge the sitter’s vertebrae. Durable, comfortable RESIN stools hand-lacquered in a delightful caramel shade of guano.
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Sweet Buff Jesus. A Smith bronze, of dolphins, in Albert Jacobs’s electorate, that’s about 10 years past relevance, and ROTATES WHEN YOU PUT A COIN IN. If there’s a cocos palm, or drawing of a cock, anywhere near this, you won’t be able to convince me it’s not an elaborate joke at our expense.
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Love your new background art, very nauseating indeed. I’m assuming that’s institutional bad taste at work?
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i believe it is from curtin university of macrame and finger painting.
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I actually think those elephant chairs are bad-ass and despite the height issues i think ill go for a drive and buy me some elephant chairs after all the trunks are raised and so its good luck
may have to get them 2 pak coloured in white so it matches my cliched architect minimalism
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