The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed  lately. Quite a productive Twitter week I think. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold. Some nice ones this week I think.

Christians mid range for penis size . A world religion survey finds Shintoist average the smallest organs while Animists /Voodo tied for largest pe…

Country towns fleeced. A group claiming to be Chinese Bush Poets from ShanXi scammed $50 000 of damper making equipment from 15 WA towns…

Vuvuzela horn fears scuppered OZ World Cup bid. Fears of 50 000 didgeridoos at Aussie World Cup matches convinced FIFA to block the bid…

Feeling 70, looking 90! Hoges reveals the amazing diet that keeps him looking like dried shit …

Chicken Doodle Soup, China’s most expensive dish. A broth requiring 100 000 rooster penises has outstripped a gold leaf & birdnest dish for…

Parents back Aussie teen’s bid to “Moon” every world leader. “She understands the risks, particularly in regards to Robert Mugabe but we…

Virgin Mary may have tried anal sex – theologian. Renaming her “Technical Virgin Mary” was “not practical” according to a Vatican spokesman…

“Rough textured vertical blinds.” Adele Carles tells us how she’ll stop Troy “wiping it on the curtains” in their new dream home…

Leda zoned to allow dumped corpses. With Gnangara Pine plantation at capacity, Kwinana Council has moved to make Leda the Sthrn corpse hub…

Claremont woman sues beauty therapist over anus bleaching. “The effect was like bad tie-dyeing. It was never going to be an oil painting but…

Singapore bans reverse cowgirl. Asia’s 3rd most popular sexual position is the latest casualty in Singapore’s drive to stamp out buttock…

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2 Responses to The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

  1. David Cohen says:

    Alien serial killer shock: stunning WA authorities by saying “Take me to your Leda”, a murderous Sontaran today had police on high alert as

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    • Mez says:

      Swan denies any connection to Leda murders. “I was just collecting eggs” Swan claims “and anyway she led me on” the former high profile god was heard to say as…

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