Take the Lime and the Coconut

Bayswater by Purple Wyrm.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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39 Responses to Take the Lime and the Coconut

  1. WAtching says:

    Savings? Credit?

    Lime?

    The fees are lower.

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  2. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Commonxxxxx Bank?

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  3. shazza says:

    What else is one to do when looking for somewhere to put their lime? Seems obvious to me.

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  4. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Why am I reminded of a Giger painting?

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  5. Bento says:

    Have you seen the price of limes? No one in Baysie could just toss one of those things out. That, my friend, is an unripe lemon.

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  6. David Cohen says:

    That would leave a sour taste in your mouth.

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  7. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Fucking Masterchef.

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  8. skink says:

    Lip, Sip, Banks Suck

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  9. rolly says:

    Isn’t it a Transperth ticket machine?

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  10. orbea says:

    BREAKING NEWS!! Cuz on page one of West and …

    Ed Hardy gives way in amazing show of finance and fashion taste

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  11. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Watson goes into the drawing room one evening to discover Holmes bent over, pants around his ankles, apparently trying to insert a lemon into his own ass. Watson exclaims, “Holmes my good man, what are you doing?” Holmes replies, “Lemon entry, my dear Watson”.

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  12. The Legend 101 says:

    How did the lime get in the machine at the first place.

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  13. David Cohen says:

    Maybe it’s a Lime Machine.

    As used by the Lime Lord.

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